Jason Newsted spends 5 years writing memoir because 130 chapters of his life are that fascinating apparently
OH NO, JASON NEWSTED IS WRITING A BOOK AND WE’RE ALL DOOMED 🤯! I mean, who doesn’t want to read…
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently
The latest DC Comics film, Supergirl, has taken to the skies, but its opening weekend box office numbers are more…
Democrat Claims Black Voters Not Monolith Wait What
Sipping my coffee and reading the latest from CNN, I stumbled upon an interview with Senator Warnock where he shared…
You Won’t Believe What Trump Really Said to Lawmakers
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, folks, and it’s a doozy. Former House Speaker…
Christianity gets super politicized now apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the United States is experiencing a bit of…
Texas Wants Kids to Trade Textbooks for Testaments Now
Texas is about to make some big changes to its public school curriculum, folks, and I’m not sure if I…
Melissa Auf Der Maur finally releases something people care about
Oh boy, get ready to relive the ’90s all over again… whether you want to or not 🙄. Melissa Auf…
You Won’t Believe Luigi’s Legal Shenanigans Now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Luigi Mangione’s legal troubles, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…
Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Get Lost in the Woods with a Bunch of Idiots in the Newly Announced Blair Witch Movie That Nobody Asked For Coming 2027
You won’t believe that a film student can stand facing a wall… again 🙄. The Blair Witch franchise is back,…
WOLFGANG VAN HALEN Finally Decides to Stop Milking His Dad’s Legacy and Plays VAN HALEN Songs One Last Time Before Everyone Forgets Who They Are
In a shocking turn of events, Wolfgang Van Halen, the son of the late Eddie Van Halen, was seen breathing…