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“Meta-analysis Masterclass: Turning Random Papers into One Big ‘Aha!’ Moment”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 11, 2026

Attention, aspiring meta-analysis wizards! 🧙‍♂️📊 Join the Royal Society of Medicine’s 6-week crash course on systematic reviews! 📅 Wednesday nights,…

Starship Troopers: Ultimate Bug War! Hands-On Preview — When the Only Good Bug Is a Squishy One!
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Starship Troopers: Ultimate Bug War! Hands-On Preview — When the Only Good Bug Is a Squishy One!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Apparently, the Starship Troopers franchise is complicated. It’s an over-the-top, tongue-in-cheek action series about fascist space marines exploding bugs. One…

BEHEMOTH Blasts Turkey: ‘They Canceled Our Concert Because Apparently Metalheads Are Too Metal For Their Metal’
BEHEMOTH's Satanic Saga: Banned in Turkey Because Apparently Heavy Metal Is More Dangerous Than Actual Evil
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BEHEMOTH Blasts Turkey: ‘They Canceled Our Concert Because Apparently Metalheads Are Too Metal For Their Metal’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Oh no! The poor, misunderstood, totally-innocent BEHEMOTH has been canceled in Turkey. The horror! The tragedy! The absolute injustice of…

A Book About Canadian Death/Thrash/Crossover Pioneers SLAUGHTER Is Coming to Remind You That Yes, Canada Has More Than Maple Syrup and Apologies
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A Book About Canadian Death/Thrash/Crossover Pioneers SLAUGHTER Is Coming to Remind You That Yes, Canada Has More Than Maple Syrup and Apologies

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

Attention, all you underground metal geeks and tape-trading nerds — gather ’round for the literary event of the century (or…

“Finally, a Museum Where Kids Can Read About Black Kids… Instead of Just Seeing Them in History Books!”
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“Finally, a Museum Where Kids Can Read About Black Kids… Instead of Just Seeing Them in History Books!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 9, 2026

Step right up, folks! The Black Children’s Book Museum is open!🎉 Because nothing screams “fun family outing” like a virtual…

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“Super Bowl Watch Party: Where Football Meets Fish Tacos and FOMO at The Shorely”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

🚨🚨🚨 ATTENTION FOOTBALL FANS! 🚨🚨🚨 Who needs actual seats at the game when you can watch on a 20-foot TV…

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Lauren Stott Gilbert’s Family Needs Your Money (and Maybe Your Soul)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Let’s Party for a Cause (Because Cancer Sucks) 🎉 Join us for an afternoon of community, fundraising, and support for…

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Abby Jimenez: The Night We Met Book Launch – Where Love Meets Laughter and Maybe a Few Tears

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Attention, lovebirds and cupcake connoisseurs! General admission tickets are SOLD OUT. Yes, you read that right—kaput, finito, gone faster than…

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Pi Lambda Lambda Annual Black Affair: Black OWT or Black Out?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

Get ready to shake your black-clad booty at the ultimate party within a party! 💃🏾🕺🏾 The Pi Lambda Lambda –…

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“Summer Academy 2026 Open House: Where the Sun Shines, the Snacks Are Endless, and Your Wallet Cries”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

Summer Academy 2026 is back, and so are the existential crises! 😅 Join us on February 24th for a virtual…

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