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James Gunn’s Supergirl: Where the Only Thing Flying Higher Than Her Cape Is His Ego
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James Gunn’s Supergirl: Where the Only Thing Flying Higher Than Her Cape Is His Ego

FinnJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: James Gunn Just Compared Supergirl to Guardians of the Galaxy, Which Means We’re All About to Get Space…

Why We Need Oaks and How to Save Them with Doug Tallamy
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Why We Need Oaks and How to Save Them with Doug Tallamy

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 6, 2026

This Thursday, January 15 at 7pm ET, the Cary Institute of Ecosystem Studies is hosting a book talk on The…

Amorphis’s Santteri Kallio Thinks AI Music Videos Are the Future Because He’s Too Lazy to Hire a Director
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Amorphis’s Santteri Kallio Thinks AI Music Videos Are the Future Because He’s Too Lazy to Hire a Director

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Oh great, another day on the internet where we’re not just debating whether robots will replace us, but whether they’ll…

Monsters are Coming! Rock & Road Deserves Space in Your Steam Library
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Monsters are Coming! Rock & Road Deserves Space in Your Steam Library

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Move Over, Grandma—The Real Survivors Are Here! Monsters Are Coming! Rock & Road Is the Only Game That Lets You…

How a Dictator’s Legal Disaster Predicts Maduro’s Courtroom Comedy Show
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How a Dictator’s Legal Disaster Predicts Maduro’s Courtroom Comedy Show

Big ElephantJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Leftist Legal Circus: Venezuela’s Maduro Joins the “Dictator Defense Club” as Biden Admin Tries to Pull a Panama 2.0 In…

Trump’s MAGA Minions Salute His Venezuela Smackdown Like It’s a WWE Pay-Per-View
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Trump’s MAGA Minions Salute His Venezuela Smackdown Like It’s a WWE Pay-Per-View

Big ElephantJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Trump’s Venezuela Takedown Sends Leftists into Meltdown — Who Knew ‘America First’ Could Be So Fun? In a move that…

LEFT TO DIE Says Talked About Making Music: ‘That Would Be Great’ Says RICK ROZZ
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LEFT TO DIE Says Talked About Making Music: ‘That Would Be Great’ Says RICK ROZZ

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Oh, you didn’t know? Death metal’s back, and it’s brought a casket of nostalgia, a few riffs, and absolutely zero…

4LSAB Shines a Spotlight on Safeguarding Concerns (Because Nothing Says Fun Like Child Protection Audits)
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4LSAB Shines a Spotlight on Safeguarding Concerns (Because Nothing Says Fun Like Child Protection Audits)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 31, 2025

🚨BREAKING: Local Bureaucrats Unveil New 2025 Guide to Spotting When Adults Are in Trouble (Spoiler: It’s Always Falls, Bedsores &…

5 Things You Definitely Didn’t Forget on New Year’s Eve (Because You Were Too Busy Panic-Eating and Swiping Left) | CNN
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5 Things You Definitely Didn’t Forget on New Year’s Eve (Because You Were Too Busy Panic-Eating and Swiping Left) | CNN

Big ElephantDecember 31, 2025December 31, 2025

Another Day of Liberal Lunacy and Globalist Shenanigans: 2025’s Last Gasps Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit—here…

Oil tanker on the run gets a makeover and suddenly discovers its inner Russian soul, much to Uncle Sam’s confusion
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Oil tanker on the run gets a makeover and suddenly discovers its inner Russian soul, much to Uncle Sam’s confusion

Big ElephantDecember 31, 2025December 31, 2025

Good Lord, Democrats and Their Iranian Oil-Smuggling Friends Just Got Caught Red-Handed Painting a Russian Flag on a Rust Bucket…

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