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JOHN COOPER: SKILLET’s New Album Will Prog-It-Up Like A Crockpot Full Of Metal
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JOHN COOPER: SKILLET’s New Album Will Prog-It-Up Like A Crockpot Full Of Metal

Chord F. DiscordDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

SKILLET Frontman John Cooper Drops Bombshell: “We Might Do Something Cool in 2026… Maybe. If We Remember.” 🎸💥 In a…

‘Supergirl’ Trailer Easter Eggs: All the Secrets You Missed (You Probably Squeezed Your Brain Over Nothing)
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‘Supergirl’ Trailer Easter Eggs: All the Secrets You Missed (You Probably Squeezed Your Brain Over Nothing)

FinnDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Supergirl Movie Announced, Internet Immediately Splits Into Two Camps — People Who Care and People Who Are Obviously…

The Greatest Show on Earth Revel Saturdays
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The Greatest Show on Earth Revel Saturdays

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

🚨ATTENTION, ATLANTA!🚨 Revel Saturdays isn’t just a party—it’s a spiritual experience. ✨ Every week at THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH…

THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH REVEL SATURDAYS
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THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH REVEL SATURDAYS

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

Attention, party people! Revel Saturdays is the place to be every week for the #1 Saturday night party in Atlanta!…

Kamala Harris Extends Book Tour to 2026 Because Apparently Even Her Memoir Needs a Second Chance
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Kamala Harris Extends Book Tour to 2026 Because Apparently Even Her Memoir Needs a Second Chance

Big ElephantDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

Kamala Harris announces 2026 book tour extension, now rebranded as ‘How to Lose an Election and Still Get Paid’ –…

KREATOR Declares War on American Sleep Schedules With CARCASS in 2026
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KREATOR Declares War on American Sleep Schedules With CARCASS in 2026

Chord F. DiscordDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

GERMAN METAL TITANS KREATOR DESCEND UPON AMERICA LIKE A HORDE OF ENRAGED BAVARIAN WEREWOLVES WITH A NEW ALBUM CALLED ‘KRUSHERS…

“Regency Fashion Lectures: Because Clearly You Have Nothing Better to Do Than Stare at 200-Year-Old Dresses on Zoom”
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“Regency Fashion Lectures: Because Clearly You Have Nothing Better to Do Than Stare at 200-Year-Old Dresses on Zoom”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 9, 2025

Grolier Club’s Super Exclusive, *Free* (But Not Really) Book Nerd Fest 😏 **Registration** 🤓: If you’re a Grolier Club member…

SKILLET’s John Cooper Claims Bedroom Conversion at Age Five: Tiny Human, Huge Decision
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SKILLET’s John Cooper Claims Bedroom Conversion at Age Five: Tiny Human, Huge Decision

Chord F. DiscordDecember 8, 2025December 8, 2025

In the latest earth-shattering episode of the See The King podcast (sponsored by holy water and gluten-free communion wafers), host…

Swallow the Sun Bio: Now in English (ish) – Preorder Before We Change Our Minds
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Swallow the Sun Bio: Now in English (ish) – Preorder Before We Change Our Minds

Chord F. DiscordDecember 4, 2025December 4, 2025

OMG! 😱 Prepare yourselves, metalheads, for the most groundbreaking, earth-shattering news of the century! Century Media Records is proud to…

STUDIOCANAL, Heyday Films and Sanrio Announce Cinematic Disasterpiece: Mr Men Little Miss Feature Film, Prepare to Cringe
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STUDIOCANAL, Heyday Films and Sanrio Announce Cinematic Disasterpiece: Mr Men Little Miss Feature Film, Prepare to Cringe

FinnDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 STUDIOCANAL, Heyday Films, and Mister Men Limited (aka Sanrio’s red-headed stepchild 🧑‍🦰) are actually making a Mr. Men…

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