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GPS: Is Silicon Valley Finally Based
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GPS: Is Silicon Valley Finally Based

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Oh, here we go again! Nick Clegg, that Евро-weenie who couldn’t save his own political career in Britain, is now…

NGHTMRE Officially Sells Out, Goes DECCA
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NGHTMRE Officially Sells Out, Goes DECCA

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 2, 2025

**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 Is this the end of the world? Where will basic people book their pumpkin spice…

OMG! CNN Just Dropped the Most Mind-Blowing Legal Opinion Ever (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next)
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OMG! CNN Just Dropped the Most Mind-Blowing Legal Opinion Ever (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next)

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Another day, another activist judge trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! This Judge Young, probably a closet socialist, is…

X-Files Star Seen Hawking Book at Mall
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X-Files Star Seen Hawking Book at Mall

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 30, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 David Duchovny 👽 is gracing Barnes & Noble – The Grove at Farmers Market on October 5, 2025,…

SAKE BOMB FILM FEST & LIT-SHOW
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SAKE BOMB FILM FEST & LIT-SHOW

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Prepare for KIBOU’s Support Sake Tour Gala at Adams Avenue Theater! 🎭 Film & book reveal – sake…

Queen Liz Kicks the Bucket, World Weeps (Not Really)
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Queen Liz Kicks the Bucket, World Weeps (Not Really)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**De Elizabeth, the next Shakespeare, will bore you with her “haunting” book, “This Raging Sea” (Holiday House, Fall 2025).** 🙄…

Alaska Pays People to Exist: Find Out Why (and How to Snag Your Loot) | CNN
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Alaska Pays People to Exist: Find Out Why (and How to Snag Your Loot) | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Another socialist scheme gone awry! Alaska’s “Permanent Fund Dividend,” sounds like a communist plot if you ask me. Free money…

Kamala Harris pretends to be outraged by the indictment of James Comey, bless her heart
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Kamala Harris pretends to be outraged by the indictment of James Comey, bless her heart

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Looks like Crooked Kamala is still whining about losing to the great President Trump! She’s out there pushing her new…

Mötley Crüe Throws a Party for 40 Years of ‘Theatre of Pain’ (Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough)
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Mötley Crüe Throws a Party for 40 Years of ‘Theatre of Pain’ (Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

MÖTLEY CRÜE, those geriatrics who somehow haven’t kicked the bucket yet, 👴🏻👵🏻 announced today a “special” 40th-anniversary limited-edition deluxe box…

P.O.D. Butchered The Beatles’ “Don’t Let Me Down” In Latest Cover Attempt
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P.O.D. Butchered The Beatles’ “Don’t Let Me Down” In Latest Cover Attempt

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

P.O.D., those hard-rock/nu-metal dinosaurs from San Diego (yes, they’re STILL around 👵), have bravely decided to cover THE BEATLES’ classic…

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