Ice Nine Kills Drools Over ’89 Batman, Churns Out Another Generic Track for Clueless Fanboys
ICE NINE KILLS, those maestros of musical mayhem, 🤡 invite you to “dance with the devil in the pale moonlight”…
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OMG! Remember After Forever? Mark Jansen’s Old Band (Pre-Epica, LOL) Reunites for Some 25th-Anniversary Gigs
So, Mark Jansen’s band before the one everyone actually cares about, AFTER FOREVER, decided to dust off their instruments and…
The Twits Trailer: Prepare for a Movie So Awful, It’s Almost Good (Almost)
So, another Roald Dahl adaptation, huh? 🙄 You know, the guy who probably rolled in his grave when they announced…
Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Burn Your Fingers!
OMG! 🙄Sip, Smoke, & Candle, like, crafting candles is SO last season! 📅 Join the “unique experience” (eye roll). Hookah…
GPS: Watch These Morons Try to Defend the Indefensible, Only on CNN
Oh, FAKE NEWS CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re pushing some garbage book about “Race Against Terror” and…
GPS: Is Silicon Valley Finally Based
Oh, here we go again! Nick Clegg, that Евро-weenie who couldn’t save his own political career in Britain, is now…
NGHTMRE Officially Sells Out, Goes DECCA
**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 Is this the end of the world? Where will basic people book their pumpkin spice…
OMG! CNN Just Dropped the Most Mind-Blowing Legal Opinion Ever (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next)
Another day, another activist judge trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! This Judge Young, probably a closet socialist, is…
X-Files Star Seen Hawking Book at Mall
**OMG! 🙄 David Duchovny 👽 is gracing Barnes & Noble – The Grove at Farmers Market on October 5, 2025,…
SAKE BOMB FILM FEST & LIT-SHOW
OMG! 🙄 Prepare for KIBOU’s Support Sake Tour Gala at Adams Avenue Theater! 🎠Film & book reveal – sake…