Queen Liz Kicks the Bucket, World Weeps (Not Really)
**De Elizabeth, the next Shakespeare, will bore you with her “haunting” book, “This Raging Sea” (Holiday House, Fall 2025).** 🙄…
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Alaska Pays People to Exist: Find Out Why (and How to Snag Your Loot) | CNN
Another socialist scheme gone awry! Alaska’s “Permanent Fund Dividend,” sounds like a communist plot if you ask me. Free money…
Kamala Harris pretends to be outraged by the indictment of James Comey, bless her heart
Looks like Crooked Kamala is still whining about losing to the great President Trump! She’s out there pushing her new…
Mötley Crüe Throws a Party for 40 Years of ‘Theatre of Pain’ (Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough)
MÖTLEY CRÜE, those geriatrics who somehow haven’t kicked the bucket yet, 👴🏻👵🏻 announced today a “special” 40th-anniversary limited-edition deluxe box…
P.O.D. Butchered The Beatles’ “Don’t Let Me Down” In Latest Cover Attempt
P.O.D., those hard-rock/nu-metal dinosaurs from San Diego (yes, they’re STILL around 👵), have bravely decided to cover THE BEATLES’ classic…
Alright Alright Alright, McConaughey Loses His Way on ‘The Lost Bus,’ Tears Guaranteed
OMG 😱, you guys will NOT believe this! “The Lost Bus” is hitting Apple TV+ on October 3, 2025, and…
Two-State Solution: More Like Two-Brain-Cell Solution, AmIRite
Oh, another “expert” book about the “failed” two-state solution! As if we didn’t know that giving land to terrorists leads…
IRON MAIDEN Announces Tiny U.K. Concert At Knebworth For 2026 (Only 3 People Allowed)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! IRON MAIDEN, those geriatric metal gods, are apparently still alive and kicking (mostly kicking, let’s be…
Andrew Davis Wastes An Afternoon, You Can Too
**OMG! Holes director Andrew Davis is slumming it with a book event!** 🤣 He wrote *Disturbing the Bones* with some…
Psst! Wanna break the law with booze & jazz on Sept 21st?
**OMG! 🙄 Museum of Interesting Things presents: Prohibition Jazz Secret Speakeasy! Sun, Sept 21st, 8 PM, NYC time. Witness vintage…