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ROBERT PLANT Forms New Band SAVING GRACE, Presumably From Himself
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ROBERT PLANT Forms New Band SAVING GRACE, Presumably From Himself

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

LED ZEPPELIN has-been Robert Plant, still alive somehow, 🙄 has the audacity to announce “Saving Grace”, because, you know, the…

The Cult Announces Tour Dates for North America in October 2025, So Book Your Geriatric Rock Show Tickets Now
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The Cult Announces Tour Dates for North America in October 2025, So Book Your Geriatric Rock Show Tickets Now

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Oh, sweet baby Satan, THE CULT, those purveyors of slightly-above-average rock anthems for the tragically unhip, are back! 🎉 They’re…

‘Wicked: For Good’ Should Embrace the Book Ending (Because Chaos is Hilarious)
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‘Wicked: For Good’ Should Embrace the Book Ending (Because Chaos is Hilarious)

FinnJuly 13, 2025July 13, 2025

Oh honey, HOLD👏UP👏. You think this article is about *preferences*? Please. It’s about demanding Hollywood FINALLY gets something right. I…

Homan throws a tantrum after judge tells ICE to chill in LA, CNN reports
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Homan throws a tantrum after judge tells ICE to chill in LA, CNN reports

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2025July 13, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is crumbling, folks! Even CNN is reporting that FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino – a TRUE…

DOJ Abandons Case Against Utah Doc Who Apparently Thought COVID Was Just a Bad Dream
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DOJ Abandons Case Against Utah Doc Who Apparently Thought COVID Was Just a Bad Dream

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Another day, another Deep State witch hunt exposed! Turns out, a Utah doctor who dared to question the holy Covid-19…

Judas Priest Milks ‘Painkiller’ Anniversary in Poland, Because Originality is Overrated
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Judas Priest Milks ‘Painkiller’ Anniversary in Poland, Because Originality is Overrated

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

JUDAS PRIEST, those lovable dinosaurs of heavy metal, graced the Atlas Arena in Łódź, Poland on Monday, July 7. Fan-filmed…

CNN: Trump’s Epic Fail Assassination Attempt Still Echoing Through the Ages
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CNN: Trump’s Epic Fail Assassination Attempt Still Echoing Through the Ages

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Another year, another foiled attempt by the Deep State to take down our glorious President Trump! Salena Zito’s new book…

‘Superman’ Ending “Explained”: Because You’re Clearly Too Dumb to Understand It Yourself
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‘Superman’ Ending “Explained”: Because You’re Clearly Too Dumb to Understand It Yourself

FinnJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

The following garbage fire of text and video will contain spoilers for James Gunn’s Superman (allegedly). If you want the…

38 Special Drops ‘Milestone’ After Half-Century of Waiting: Prepare to Be Mildly Impressed
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38 Special Drops ‘Milestone’ After Half-Century of Waiting: Prepare to Be Mildly Impressed

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

38 SPECIAL, the band so southern they probably deep-fry their guitars 🎸, has decided to grace us with a new…

Saint Augustine Wine Walk: Exercise While Drinking
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Saint Augustine Wine Walk: Exercise While Drinking

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 11, 2025

**Wine walk?🍷More like a wine stumble!🚶‍♀️ Get ready to “walk” through St. Augustine, presented by Casa de Vino 57.📍 Book…

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