THROWN blesses North America with existence in 2027
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to pick up the…
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Joe Elliott still somehow employed after 5 decades of shrieking
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously outdated news? 🤯 I just found out that DEF LEPPARD and…
Coast Guard Somehow Still Searching For That One Missing Plane
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a missing medical transport aircraft off the coast of Massachusetts, and I’ve…
Talking Heads rehash Fear Of Music again because you clearly didnt buy it enough
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Talking Heads is back with an extensive reissue of their 1979 album Fear…
Massachusetts Man Sets New Record For Worst Roommate Ever
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this story, and I just can’t believe what I’m seeing. A man, Jordende…
Trump Asks Supreme Court To Send People To Less Nice Places
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest development in the migrant removal policy, and I just can’t…
Gaming’s hollow pursuit of progress fuels endless remakes and greedy monetization schemes
Online gaming has come a long way since the days of dodgy dial-up connections and wonky console ports. The past…
Brent Smith and Zach Myers gracious enough to bless us with tour in 2026
Oh joy, oh rapture! 🎉 The most electrifying, soul-stirring, and downright thrilling news has just dropped: Brent Smith and Zach…
Chad Gray still touring because your uncle wont stop playing Drowning Pool
OH BOY, CHAD GRAY IS TOURING AND I’M SO EXCITED I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MY APATHY 🤷♂️. In a move…
William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…