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IRON MAIDEN brings obligatory overpriced beer experience to US
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IRON MAIDEN brings obligatory overpriced beer experience to US

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic news ever? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN is bringing their “Run For…

Markey Wins Because You Clearly Love Gerontocracy
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Markey Wins Because You Clearly Love Gerontocracy

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. Ed Markey is projected to win the Democratic nomination for…

Elderly Senator Clings to Power in Desperate Bid for More Time
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Elderly Senator Clings to Power in Desperate Bid for More Time

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic Senate primary in Massachusetts is getting interesting, to say…

Judge saves democracy from itself, temporarily
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Judge saves democracy from itself, temporarily

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a federal judge in Boston has temporarily blocked the US…

Maynard James Keenan Trades Music For Sushi Because Tool Fans Were Getting Too Hangry
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Maynard James Keenan Trades Music For Sushi Because Tool Fans Were Getting Too Hangry

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Hold on to your seats, folks! 🚨 Maynard James Keenan, the legendary frontman of TOOL and A PERFECT CIRCLE, is…

Federal Judge Rejects Trump’s Attempt to School Harvard on Anti-Semitism
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Federal Judge Rejects Trump’s Attempt to School Harvard on Anti-Semitism

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge in Boston has dismissed the Trump administration’s multi-billion-dollar…

Zac Brown Surprises Fenway Crowd with Free Cruises for All
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Zac Brown Surprises Fenway Crowd with Free Cruises for All

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Zac Brown Band surprised more than 37,000 fans at Fenway Park on Sunday night by giving every person in attendance…

Russia Targets US Nuclear Scientists Because That’s Not A Recipe For Disaster
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Russia Targets US Nuclear Scientists Because That’s Not A Recipe For Disaster

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Russian hacking scandal, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

NTSB Reports Yet Another Totally Normal Day in Air Traffic Control
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NTSB Reports Yet Another Totally Normal Day in Air Traffic Control

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Two planes, a Delta Air Lines…

CRADLE OF FILTH Still Exists Somehow Announces Tour With MOONSPELL And WORM
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CRADLE OF FILTH Still Exists Somehow Announces Tour With MOONSPELL And WORM

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia overload? 🤯 Cradle of Filth is back with the second…

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