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Tag: Box Office

Marvel Drops a New Thor Trailer for Avengers: Doomsday — And It’s So Different You’ll Think You’re Watching a Fan Edit
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Marvel Drops a New Thor Trailer for Avengers: Doomsday — And It’s So Different You’ll Think You’re Watching a Fan Edit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Thor Returns in Avengers: Doomsday Trailer, Crying to His Dad (Again) 🪓😭 In a shocking turn of events…

‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Burns Through Cash Like a Na’vi Bonfire Party
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‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Burns Through Cash Like a Na’vi Bonfire Party

Big ElephantDecember 28, 2025December 28, 2025

Leftist Hollywood’s Latest Propaganda Piece “Avatar: Fire and Ash” Burns Through $760 Million, Proves Even Aliens Can’t Escape the Woke…

The 10 Most Underrated Movies of 2025 (Because Apparently No One Has Taste)
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The 10 Most Underrated Movies of 2025 (Because Apparently No One Has Taste)

FinnDecember 18, 2025December 18, 2025

Based on the complete and utter financial train wreck that was this year’s box office, there are only two possible…

The New ‘Supergirl’ Takes Flight in First Trailer and Apparently Your Mom’s Heart
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The New ‘Supergirl’ Takes Flight in First Trailer and Apparently Your Mom’s Heart

FinnDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

When Supergirl first flew onto the big screen in 1984, she didn’t just crash-land — she face-planted directly into the…

IMDb Desperately Tries to Predict 2025’s ‘Popular’ Films Because Apparently We Can’t Wait to Be Disappointed
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IMDb Desperately Tries to Predict 2025’s ‘Popular’ Films Because Apparently We Can’t Wait to Be Disappointed

FinnDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

BREAKING: Humans Still Obsessed With Superheroes, IMDb Reports (Shocking Absolutely No One) 😱 Oh, joy! The fine folks at IMDb—who…

Guillermo Del Toro Throws Shade at AI Art, Declares War on Robots in Hollywood
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Guillermo Del Toro Throws Shade at AI Art, Declares War on Robots in Hollywood

FinnDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

Guillermo del Toro, the cinematic genius (or so he thinks 🙄), took a break from patting himself on the back…

‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’: The Last Airbender to Our Patience?
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‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’: The Last Airbender to Our Patience?

FinnNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

James Cameron, bless his heart 👴, has graced us with three Avatar movies so far. And guess what? He wants…

‘Wicked: For Good’? More Like ‘Wicked: For Our Wallets’ Rakes in $150 Million, Proving Green Skin Sells
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‘Wicked: For Good’? More Like ‘Wicked: For Our Wallets’ Rakes in $150 Million, Proving Green Skin Sells

Big ElephantNovember 23, 2025November 23, 2025

Hollywood elites are at it again, folks! “Wicked: For Good” rakes in $150M while conservatives are BANNED from theaters! Is…

The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping Gets a Teaser Trailer (Finally, Something to Distract Us From Reality)
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The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping Gets a Teaser Trailer (Finally, Something to Distract Us From Reality)

FinnNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Oh, great, another Hunger Games movie 🙄. Because we *totally* needed more dystopian teen angst in our lives. Lionsgate, bless…

Monarch: Legacy of Monsters Season 2 Teaser Drops, Release Date Announced (Prepare for More Monster Mash Madness)
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Monarch: Legacy of Monsters Season 2 Teaser Drops, Release Date Announced (Prepare for More Monster Mash Madness)

FinnNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Apple TV, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite budget), has decided to unleash another season of its critically…

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