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Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Trailer for Godzilla Minus Zero Because We Clearly Havent Seen Enough of This Guy Stomping on Things

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The most epic news ever: GODZILLA MINUS ZERO is coming to IMAX and cinemas near you! 🎥👀 I mean, who needs personal relationships or a social life when you can spend your Friday nights watching a giant lizard destroy cities? 🙄 It’s not like you had plans or anything, right? 😂 Anime Limited and TOHO Global are thrilled to announce that the highly anticipated sequel to Takashi Yamazaki’s Academy Award-winning Godzilla Minus One will be released exclusively in IMAX and cinemas across the UK and Ireland on Friday, November 6th, 2026. Because, you know, the world wasn’t already ending in 2026, we needed a giant monster to make it more interesting 🌪️.

Details about GODZILLA MINUS ZERO are still under wraps, but we do know that it’s the first-ever Japanese production and first-ever Toho produced Godzilla film to be Filmed For IMAX. Because, you know, the previous films weren’t epic enough, we needed to make it even bigger and more explosive 🤯. Takashi Yamazaki returns as director, screenwriter, and VFX supervisor, because he clearly hasn’t had enough of destroying cities and killing off characters 🙅‍♂️. following the enormous success of 2023’s Godzilla Minus One, which became Anime Limited’s highest-grossing film to date, earning over £2.6M at the UK & IRE box office. I mean, who needs a social life when you can spend your money on movie tickets, right? 🎟️

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GODZILLA MINUS ZERO picks up in 1949, two years after the tumultuous events of Godzilla Minus One, and continues the story of the Shikishima family as they face an all-new calamity. Because, you know, they didn’t suffer enough in the previous film, we need to put them through even more trauma 🤕. Ryunosuke Kamiki returns as Koichi Shikishima, and is joined by Minami Hamabe as Noriko Oishi, who miraculously survived Godzilla’s first attack on Tokyo. I mean, who needs a happy ending when you can have a giant monster destroy your city, right? 🌆

Godzilla Minus One was a global phenomenon, earning acclaim from critics and the highest box office of a Japan-produced Godzilla film worldwide. Because, you know, the world needed more Godzilla, and we needed to make more money off of it 🤑. The film went on to win Best Visual Effects at the 96th Academy Awards, becoming the first Asian film to take home the award. I mean, who needs actual talent when you can just use a lot of CGI, right? 🤖

Now part of the TOHO Global family, Anime Limited are joining a worldwide collaboration set to make franchise history, with GODZILLA MINUS ZERO being the first Japan-produced film in the historic franchise to be released near-simultaneously in Japan, the United Kingdom, Ireland, and North America. Because, you know, the world needs more Godzilla, and we need to make even more money off of it 🌎. The film’s release in Japan on November 3rd commemorates “Godzilla Day”, celebrating the anniversary of the original film’s release in 1954, before cinema’s biggest kaiju stomps across cities in the United Kingdom, Ireland, and beyond. I mean, who needs a normal day when you can have a Godzilla Day, right? 🎉

GODZILLA MINUS ZERO releases in IMAX and cinemas in Japanese with English subtitles from Friday, November 6th. Because, you know, you needed another excuse to stay home and watch movies instead of going outside and enjoying the fresh air 🌞. So, grab some popcorn, sit back, and enjoy the destruction of cities and the demise of humanity 🍿👽. It’s not like you had anything better to do, right? 😜

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