Disney’s Latest Soulless Cash Grab Underperforms At The Box Office Somehow
We have our answer to the question of how far the live-action remake of Moana would go. And that answer…
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Because We Needed Another Dune Movie To Complete Our Souls
It’s a miracle that will be etched in the annals of Hollywood history: Denis Villeneuve has managed to complete not…
Illumination’s Latest Attempt to Brainwash Kids with Cute Animations and Overpaid Celebs Like Timothée Chalamet, Selena Gomez, and a Bunch of Other People You’ve Never Heard of Gets a Trailer
Breaking News: Illumination’s New Film “Not Alone” is Coming and We’re All Just a Little Too Excited 🚀😱 Okay, let’s…
Kids More Discerning Than Hollywood Execs Review Minions & Monsters
The Minions Have Conquered the Box Office, But Can They Conquer Our Hearts (And Also, Do They Have Genitals?) Well,…
Minions and Monsters Bombs Because Of Course It Did This Weekend
Audiences have finally stopped going bananas for the Minions, and it’s about time. The latest installment in the franchise, Minions…
Because You Definitely Needed Another List Of Movies To Ignore This Year
Movie theaters are back, and with them, a plethora of blockbuster hits that have helped propel the domestic box office…
Because What Hollywood Needed was a Melania Trump Biopic Apparently
President Donald Trump’s bank account just got a little thicker, thanks to a hefty licensing fee for the documentary about…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently
The latest DC Comics film, Supergirl, has taken to the skies, but its opening weekend box office numbers are more…
Brad Bird Thankfully Rejects Cash Grab Opportunity For Ratatouille 2
In a shocking turn of events, a beloved Pixar classic will not be getting a sequel. Brad Bird, the director…
Breaking News Toy Story 5 Just Broke All the Records and Your Childhood is Officially Over Now
In a shocking turn of events, it appears that toys have finally surpassed tech in the ultimate battle of awesomeness…