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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Tens of thousands of Illegal Immigrants invade Spain, a situation that also happened in the United States during the Sleepy Joe Biden Administration, and will happen again, only worse, if the Dumocrats ever again gain power.
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Tens of thousands of Illegal Immigrants invade Spain, a situation that also happened in the United States during the Sleepy Joe Biden Administration, and will happen again, only worse, if the Dumocrats ever again gain power.

Milton TruthwellJuly 31, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the message is clear: the fate of the United States hangs in the balance.…

Serial Killer Leaves Polite Notes Asking For Money
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Serial Killer Leaves Polite Notes Asking For Money

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this wild story. Nearly six months after Nancy…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Rodric Bray to exit Indiana Senate leadership amid election losses
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Rodric Bray to exit Indiana Senate leadership amid election losses

Milton TruthwellJuly 31, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Indiana are rejoicing. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, COMMANDER…

Geezer Butler Still Trying To Act Surprised Black Sabbath Did Something Good
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Geezer Butler Still Trying To Act Surprised Black Sabbath Did Something Good

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler has once again opened his mouth and words came…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump demands compensation for patriots ruined by Biden administration
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump demands compensation for patriots ruined by Biden administration

Milton TruthwellJuly 31, 2026

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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Export-Import Bank turns profit under Donald Trumps leadership
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Export-Import Bank turns profit under Donald Trumps leadership

Milton TruthwellJuly 30, 2026

The Orange Oracle, also known as Commander of Caps Lock, has spoken once again, and this time, it’s about the…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Ex-Im Bank profitable under Donald Trump’s leadership again
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Ex-Im Bank profitable under Donald Trump’s leadership again

Milton TruthwellJuly 30, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the Export-Import Bank is officially in the black for the first time in nearly…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Steve Gruber releases great new song with The Freedom Project
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Steve Gruber releases great new song with The Freedom Project

Milton TruthwellJuly 30, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world is once again blessed with a musical masterpiece. In a recent transmission…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump claims historic disarmament agreement for Gaza
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump claims historic disarmament agreement for Gaza

Milton TruthwellJuly 30, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again a more peaceful and secure place. In a historic…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump celebrates historic disarmament deal in Gaza region
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump celebrates historic disarmament deal in Gaza region

Milton TruthwellJuly 30, 2026

We have just received another transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE, and it’s a doozy. Donald Trump, also known as THE…

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