THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE nominates Judge John Cronan to Sentencing Commission
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Latest Transmission, Announcing Nomination of Judge John Cronan to the United States Sentencing Commission…
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THE ORANGE ORACLE taps Justice Gregory Cook for Alabama federal court seat
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THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE nominates Anna St John to Fifth Circuit Court
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the land is once again filled with the sweet scent of justice. In a…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE unveils gift for White House 250th birthday
THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with excitement. In a recent Truth Social post, THE FLORIDA…
!!! ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE demands gas prices drop to 2.50 a gallon immediately
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again on high alert. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE nominates Keith E Sonderling as Labor Secretary
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the Commander of Caps Lock.…
Oh great another shooting happens in Germany
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a youth welfare facility in Stade, Germany, and let…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE boasts Reflecting Pool revival after vandal damage
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again filled with hope and patriotism. In a recent Transmission…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE hails Supreme Court’s monumental ruling as greatest power boost in 100 years
Today, the Supreme Court made a historic decision that THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald J. Trump, has…
Bulletboys Reunite Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs Soundtrack
I just spilled my beer all over my Iron Maiden t-shirt because I’m so shocked… just kidding, I’m not that…