A Perfect Circle blesses us with new music because you clearly werent fulfilled enough
I mean, it’s not like A Perfect Circle has been touring non-stop for the past few years or anything, but…
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August Burns Red Guitarist Drops Mind Blowing Revelation That Personal Growth Starts With Yourself
I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I was so shocked to hear that August…
FORBIDDEN Ditches Dead Weight For Fall 2026 Tour Because Adulting Is Hard
In a shocking turn of events that has left fans utterly unsurprised, FORBIDDEN’s bassist Matt Camacho and drummer Chris Kontos…
Alice Cooper Guitarists Abandon Him For Crossbone Skully Project Because Obvious Career Upgrade
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you. CROSSBONE…
Leng Tch’E returns because you clearly didnt have enough beige noise in your life
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that Belgian razorgrind band LENG TCH’E has…
Primal Fear rejects form new band because why not
In a shocking turn of events that will surely change the course of metal history forever, former PRIMAL FEAR members…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald posts on Truth Social September 24 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s all about the rules. In a recent Transmission on Truth…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Dems accuse Donald of seeking Ford’s Theater rename
In a shocking turn of events, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH has taken to Truth Social to debunk the latest “FAKE NEWS”…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT meets Xi to discuss Super Intelligence limits
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has taken to Truth Social to…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump slams Fake News Media and Dumocrats
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the truth is out: the Ford’s Theatre Lie is just another example of the…