ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump claims historic disarmament agreement for Gaza
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again a more peaceful and secure place. In a historic…
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump celebrates historic disarmament deal in Gaza region
We have just received another transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE, and it’s a doozy. Donald Trump, also known as THE…
Oh Great Another Zombie Movie to Add to the Pile of Unoriginal Ideas from Some Guy Named Yeon Sang-ho Who Probably Thinks Zombies Are Still Scary
Oh boy, are you guys ready for another super original and not-at-all-overdone zombie movie? 🙄 Because I’ve got some “breaking…
Zoltan Bathory assures stockholders Five Finger Death Punch will keep churning out mediocrity for years to come
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Five Finger Death Punch? I mean, it’s not like they’ve been…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump joins Secretary of Transportation for mysterious announcement
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Latest Prophecy via Truth Social In a shocking turn of events, President Trump, also…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump slams Cornyn and Tillis for opposing Todd Blanche nomination
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of Todd Blanche, the would-be Attorney…
AC/DC somehow still touring and people are still paying to hear the same 10 songs
I mean, who needs new music when you can just play the same classics for the 100th time, right? 🙄…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE President DJT gets thanks from Abe
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J TRUMP claims supreme court rulings cost nation trillions
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again left to ponder the profound wisdom of COMMANDER OF…
Ozzy gets theme park ride because clearly thats the pinnacle of his career now
I mean, it’s not like the Prince of Darkness needs any more reasons to be worshipped, but here we are.…