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Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers
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Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers

FinnMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

Because the world was just missing a Westworld reboot, and we all needed another opportunity to relive the thrill of…

TOOL Fans Rejoice Adam Jones Says They Might Possibly Maybe Consider Playing Some Shows In Vegas If They Feel Like It Someday
Breaking News: TOOL to Possibly, Maybe, Hopefully Play Some Shows at the Sphere in Las Vegas, But No Promises, Folks! 🎸🎢
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TOOL Fans Rejoice Adam Jones Says They Might Possibly Maybe Consider Playing Some Shows In Vegas If They Feel Like It Someday

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, TOOL guitarist Adam Jones has confirmed that the band might, just might, stage a…

Vin Diesel Just Announced the 12th Fast and Furious Spinoff Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of His Grunting Yet
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Vin Diesel Just Announced the 12th Fast and Furious Spinoff Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of His Grunting Yet

FinnMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

Yeah, because what the world really needed was more Fast & Furious πŸ™„. I mean, who doesn’t want to watch…

Procrastination Mastery: The Ultimate Guide to Ignoring Responsibility and Watching Esports Tournaments All Day
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Procrastination Mastery: The Ultimate Guide to Ignoring Responsibility and Watching Esports Tournaments All Day

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

Today’s esports scene is a wild ride, folks 🎒! With millions of viewers tuning in worldwide, it’s like trying to…

The Most Epic Anime Ever Made That Will Definitely Change Your Life Forever THE GHOST IN THE SHELL Is Finally Coming To Ruin Your Social Life On July 7
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The Most Epic Anime Ever Made That Will Definitely Change Your Life Forever THE GHOST IN THE SHELL Is Finally Coming To Ruin Your Social Life On July 7

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

The wait is finally over, folks! πŸŽ‰πŸ‘ Science SARU’s THE GHOST IN THE SHELL anime series has dropped a new…

Gears of War E-Day Release Date Definitely Going to Get Body Slammed by a WWE Pay Per View Event Somehow
The WWE and Gears of War: Because Who Needs a Definitive Release Date, Anyway? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Gears of War E-Day Release Date Definitely Going to Get Body Slammed by a WWE Pay Per View Event Somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

Hey, gamers and wrestling fans! πŸ‘‹ Are you ready for some exciting news? πŸŽ‰ We’ve just discovered that the WWE…

OMG You Guys DRAGONFORCE Finally Found a Singer Who Can Scream Louder Than Their Guitar Solos and Her Name is ALISSA WHITE GLUZ
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OMG You Guys DRAGONFORCE Finally Found a Singer Who Can Scream Louder Than Their Guitar Solos and Her Name is ALISSA WHITE GLUZ

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2026May 10, 2026

Breaking news, folks! 🚨 The most epic band in the world, DRAGONFORCE, has just made their live debut with their…

BREAKING: Metallica Suddenly Remembers They’re Old And Play Very Greek Song To Confused Fans In Athens
Breaking News: Metallica Still Exists and People Still Care 🀯
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BREAKING: Metallica Suddenly Remembers They’re Old And Play Very Greek Song To Confused Fans In Athens

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2026May 10, 2026

The legendary metal band Metallica kicked off their 2026 leg of the “M72” world tour in Athens, Greece, and we’re…

Because What the DC Universe Really Needs is Another Movie About Two Edgy Villains with Daddy Issues Trying to Outbrood Each Other
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Because What the DC Universe Really Needs is Another Movie About Two Edgy Villains with Daddy Issues Trying to Outbrood Each Other

FinnMay 9, 2026May 9, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, DC has decided to join forces two of its most iconic villains, Deathstroke and…

What’s Coming To Amazon Prime Gaming In May 2026 Besides Another Excuse For You To Procrastinate And Waste Your Life Away On Video Games
🚨 Breaking News: Amazon Prime Gaming is Giving Away Free Games, But Let's Be Real, They're Not That Exciting 🚨
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What’s Coming To Amazon Prime Gaming In May 2026 Besides Another Excuse For You To Procrastinate And Waste Your Life Away On Video Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Amazon has just announced its May 2026 Amazon Prime Gaming list of free games, because who doesn’t love free stuff,…

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