Westeros Wars Relaunches, Because Money Still Grows On Trees Apparently
Oh joy, another delay in the world of gaming, because what’s a few more months of waiting when you’re ready…
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Gaming Cash Grabs Unite: Avengers Remake Boasts Predictable Explosions and Familiar Faces
Get ready for the ultimate cash-grab, folks! The latest Avengers: Doomsday trailer has dropped, and it’s a doozy. I mean,…
Marvel Tōkon revives stale genre with obligatory next-gen tag team cash grab
Get ready for another thrilling iteration of the never-ending battle for gaming supremacy, folks! I recently had the chance to…
KINGDOM COME somehow still exists and is playing Ohio
Breaking News: KINGDOM COME Still Exists, And They’re Still Playing Shows 🤯! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see a…
Beauty Queen Trades Crowns For Corpse Paint Because Thats What The World Really Needed
I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked (not really) that a beauty queen, Ignacia…
God of War show loses its Kratos due to on-set mishap and poor insurance
Well, that’s just peachy. The live-action God of War series, which was supposed to be the perfect adaptation of the…
Mötley Crüe still touring because your dad refuses to let them retire
Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Is Back, Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Them the First Time Around 🤯 I…
Warframe insiders spill guts on Devil’s Triad at TennoCon 2026
It’s that time of year again: TennoCon, the annual love fest for all things Warframe. And, as is customary, Digital…
Tom Cruise Unrecognizable Again Because That’s All He’s Got Left
Because the world was just missing a film where Tom Cruise plays a billionaire businessman who causes an environmental calamity…
Universal Executes Brilliant Plan To Annoy Entire Neighborhood With Fast Ride
Because what’s a theme park attraction without a few noise complaints from the neighbors, right? Universal Studios Hollywood’s latest addition,…