Because What The World Needed Was A Hooters Movie To Complete Humanity
Because the world was just missing a cinematic retelling of the founding of a breastaurant chain, the founding partners of…
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Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Content Already HBO Max Adds More
Get ready to drown in a sea of content as HBO Max unleashes its September lineup, because what the world…
Nostalgia Miners Dig Up Another Overplayed Decade For Cheap Thrills
Picture it: your mom just gave you and your sister a homemade haircut with dull kitchen scissors and a Tupperware…
Disney Buys Pokémon Because You Clearly Needed More Franchises
Pokémon is coming to Disney+, because of course it is. The massively popular multimedia franchise has struck a “global distribution…
Squadron 42 delayed to 2027 due to GTA VI’s probable perfection deadline
The delay train keeps on rolling, folks, and this time it’s Cloud Imperium Games’ turn to announce that their highly…
Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment
Because what’s more fun than playing a cult simulator game with actual ex-cult members, right? Wolf Haus Games, the developers…
Because You Clearly Needed Another Toy Story
Disney+ is getting a new addition to its vast library of content, because what’s a streaming platform without a little…
Because Hollywood Needed Another Excuse for a Reboot Peter Cullen Dies at 85
The voice that defined heroism for ’80s kids has died. Peter Cullen, the legendary actor behind the iconic voice of…
Jacob Tremblay Joins Long Line of Child Actors Ruined by Netflix Biopics
I’m not sure what’s more astonishing, the fact that Jacob Tremblay is playing the young Ted Kaczynski in Netflix’s new…
Because You Clearly Need More Content, Netflix Unveils 2026 Fall Slate
A new Brad Bird animated feature, a Norm Macdonald doc, two Tyler Perry movies, and the return of Cliff Booth,…