Former NATO Commander Gives U.S. Iran Campaign a Stellar 9/10 — Because Who Needs a Perfect Score Anyway?
Breaking News: Admiral Stravidiot Rates Trump’s Iran Blitz a ‘9/10’—Must Be Drinking Liberal Kool-Aid! In a shocking display of *woke…
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Pentagon’s AI Going Full Skynet in Iran Strikes While Tech Bros Throw Shade Over Military Contracts
Breaking: Trump Unleashes AI-Guided Nukes on Iran — Because Why Not? In a stunning display of American military might, President…
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Remake ‘Still In Development,’ Claims Saber Chief Creative Officer — Because Who Needs Deadlines Anyway?
In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the galaxy (and by shockwaves, we mean a barely audible murmur),…
RoboCop: Rogue City Update Accidentally Spills the Beans on a Secret Hunter: The Reckoning Game, Because Why Not?
So, Steam decided to play a little game of “what if” with RoboCop Rogue City players this week, and the…
‘The Bear’ Will End With Season 5, According to Jamie Lee Curtis, Who Clearly Has Nothing Better to Do Than Spill Showbiz Secrets
Well, folks, it’s official: The Bear is about to rip our hearts out and serve them on a plate, à…
Apex Legends Transforms Into a Giant Robot Battle Royale In Latest Update
Apex Legends and the Gundam universe have officially collided, and no, your screen isn’t glitching—this is real. Starting March 10th,…
They Survived Iraq, Now They’re the Democrats’ Secret Weapon Against Iran’s War — Or at Least Their Loudest Complainers
The Deep State is losing its collective mind as President Trump continues his mission to Make America Great Again. These…
Kena: Bridge Of Spirits Finally Leaves Your PS5 Behind For The Glorious Nintendo Switch 2
Ember Lab, the studio that apparently doesn’t believe in time, has decided to gift the world with yet another platform…
Transgender Kansans, ID-less and Terrified, Brace for a Future of Legal Chaos and Public Exile | CNN
Breaking: Kansas Forces Transgender Citizens to Surrender IDs in Shocking New Law In a move that would make Stalin blush,…
Apple Unveils the “MacBook Neo” — Because Who Needs Money Anyway?
Apple has officially decided to stop pretending their laptops are made of unicorn tears and solid gold, announcing the MacBook…