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Navy Deployments Now Longer Than Some Marriages
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Navy Deployments Now Longer Than Some Marriages

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

The USS Abraham Lincoln is on a record-breaking deployment, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering how this is all going…

Because You Clearly Needed More Baby Yoda In Your Life Now
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Because You Clearly Needed More Baby Yoda In Your Life Now

FinnAugust 14, 2026August 23, 2026

The Mandalorian and Grogu movie, which started as a streaming television show, is now coming to streaming. Because of course…

Disney Ditches Power Rangers Reboot Because Obvious Cash Grab Didnt Work
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Disney Ditches Power Rangers Reboot Because Obvious Cash Grab Didnt Work

FinnAugust 14, 2026August 23, 2026

It’s not morphin’ time, folks. At least, not yet. A planned Power Rangers reboot that was in the works at…

Trump Complains USS Lincoln Didn’t Stay Away Long Enough
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Complains USS Lincoln Didn’t Stay Away Long Enough

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the USS Abraham Lincoln, and I have to…

Beyond the Spider-Verse Leaks Online Because Security Clearly Wasn’t a Priority
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Beyond the Spider-Verse Leaks Online Because Security Clearly Wasn’t a Priority

FinnAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Sony is still trying to contain the leak of a four-minute clip from Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse, the third film…

Foghat Still Exists Apparently
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Foghat Still Exists Apparently

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked, SHOCKED, that Foghat is still a thing.…

Star Rail’s latest update hijacks your wallet August 26 with version 4.6
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Star Rail’s latest update hijacks your wallet August 26 with version 4.6

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, HoYoverse has actually managed to release a update for Honkai: Star Rail without slapping…

Gotta Catch Em All Overpriced Doughnuts Now
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Gotta Catch Em All Overpriced Doughnuts Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Pokémon and Krispy Kreme are at it again, because what’s a better way to celebrate a 30th anniversary than by…

Modern Warfare 4 beta throws in everything including kitchen sink apparently
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Modern Warfare 4 beta throws in everything including kitchen sink apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Get ready for the most predictable, yet somehow still exciting, news in the gaming world: Activision has announced the beta…

Another Reboot No One Asked For Hits Streaming Soon Apparently
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Another Reboot No One Asked For Hits Streaming Soon Apparently

FinnAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Hulu’s latest release is a new cut of the 2008 X-Files movie, titled The X-Files: I Want to Believe –…

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