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Guns N Roses taking 2027 off to finally write something decent
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Guns N Roses taking 2027 off to finally write something decent

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2026October 19, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my denim jacket, and I’m not even mad about it, because Guns N’…

Gamers Trade Wheels for Joyrides at Paris Motor Show 2026
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Gamers Trade Wheels for Joyrides at Paris Motor Show 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

The Paris Motor Show has once again descended upon us, and with it, a plethora of sleek, shiny new cars…

God of War collector’s box ships empty, because luxury
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God of War collector’s box ships empty, because luxury

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Get ready to fork over your hard-earned cash for a fancy box with no actual game inside, because that’s exactly…

Razer peddles Pokémon themed headsets to nostalgic gamers with deep pockets
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Razer peddles Pokémon themed headsets to nostalgic gamers with deep pockets

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Pokémon fans, rejoice! Razer has just released three new headsets inspired by the beloved franchise, because what’s a 30th anniversary…

Apple Unleashes Slew of Overpriced Gadgetry to Separate You from Your Money
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Apple Unleashes Slew of Overpriced Gadgetry to Separate You from Your Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Today, Apple decided to bless us with a plethora of new gadgets, because, you know, we were all just missing…

Rolling with punches Baldur’s Gate 3’s cruel RNG whimsyalty
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Rolling with punches Baldur’s Gate 3’s cruel RNG whimsyalty

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Get ready for a wild ride with Baldur’s Gate 3, where the dice can be as cruel as a publisher’s…

Game Design Demystified: Where Art Meets Crunch Time and Soul Selling
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Game Design Demystified: Where Art Meets Crunch Time and Soul Selling

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh joy, you want to join the ranks of the eternally sleep-deprived and creatively drained game designers. Well, buckle up,…

Bryan Cranston still talking about Breaking Bad somehow
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Bryan Cranston still talking about Breaking Bad somehow

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Bryan Cranston has taken to Instagram to pay tribute to his late Breaking Bad co-star, RJ Mitte, who passed away…

Bolt Thrower Guys Decide to Stop Playing Music After One Last Cash Grab with Memoriam’s Endgame
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Bolt Thrower Guys Decide to Stop Playing Music After One Last Cash Grab with Memoriam’s Endgame

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: MEMORIAM is releasing their final album, “Endgame”, and I’m not sure if I’ll survive…

Tarantino Play Gets Premiere Date Because You Clearly Needed More
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Tarantino Play Gets Premiere Date Because You Clearly Needed More

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Quentin Tarantino is writing and directing his first play, The Popinjay Cavalier, because what the world really needed was another…

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