Because What The World Needed Was Cartoon Carnage
Get ready for the (animated) Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Because what the world really needed was another iteration of a…
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day somehow still making money for Disney
Spider-Man: Brand New Day has officially become the seventh film in history to gross over $700 million at the U.S.…
Terry Butler vows to never again enable Kam Lee’s antics because apparently his sanity is worth more than a paycheck
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact…
Insomniac Unchains Logan in Marvel’s Wolverine Preview
Get ready for a bloody good time with Marvel’s Wolverine, the latest game from Insomniac Games. As a seasoned gamer…
Persona Icons Invade NIKKE In Desperate Bid For More Loot Boxes
The latest cash-grab collaboration has arrived, and it’s a doozy: Goddess of Victory: NIKKE is teaming up with the Persona…
SKATEBOARD MARKETING Still Somehow Employing People After 35 Years
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…
Paul Mazurkiewicz Worried He Might Have To Get Real Job Soon
I just stumbled upon an interview with Paul Mazurkiewicz, the drummer for Cannibal Corpse, and I’m shocked – SHOCKED! –…
Pokemon GO lavishes fans with free Mewtwo to distract from decade of monetization
Pokemon GO is celebrating its 10th anniversary, and to make up for the whole “exclusive Mewtwo for influencers” debacle, Scopely…
Looney Tunes RebootMachine Churns Out Another Soulless Cash Grab
The latest attempt to revive a beloved franchise has finally hit theaters, because of course it has. Coyote vs. Acme…
Barbie 2 probably wont happen because miracles do occur in Hollywood sometimes
It’s official: the Barbie sequel that was all but guaranteed after the first film’s massive $1.4 billion haul in 2023…