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Gaming Industry Desperation Peaks At Massive gamescom 2026 Event
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Gaming Industry Desperation Peaks At Massive gamescom 2026 Event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Gamescom 2026 is already breaking records, because of course it is – the hype train has left the station and…

Because You Clearly Needed More Reminders of Hollywood’s Financial Desperation
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Because You Clearly Needed More Reminders of Hollywood’s Financial Desperation

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

I’m still trying to process the fact that 2026 is being hailed as a year of box office “triumphs.” And,…

Ryan Reynolds Forced to Make Another Deadpool Because Studios Have No Ideas
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Ryan Reynolds Forced to Make Another Deadpool Because Studios Have No Ideas

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Ryan Reynolds has confirmed that another Deadpool movie is in the works, because of course it is. The news comes…

Gods Death & Reapers gets five year plan somehow still not dead yet
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Gods Death & Reapers gets five year plan somehow still not dead yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Because what every gamer needs is another roadmap to lead them down the garden path of broken promises and disappointment,…

Nintendo Blames Trade Wars For Price Gouging Consumers Once Again
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Nintendo Blames Trade Wars For Price Gouging Consumers Once Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Nintendo’s latest move is a masterclass in corporate doublespeak, folks. The company is essentially saying that consumers aren’t entitled to…

Biometrics Replace Passwords Now Can We Please Stop Restarting Our Routers
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Biometrics Replace Passwords Now Can We Please Stop Restarting Our Routers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Abandoning the treadmill of tedious password resets, gamers and non-gamers alike are witnessing a paradigm shift in the world of…

Gaming projectors invade living rooms with pricey tech and dubious benefits
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Gaming projectors invade living rooms with pricey tech and dubious benefits

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Get ready to supersize your gaming experience, because those 65-inch TVs are so last season. I mean, who needs a…

Wreckreation 2 revs up with fresh studio and absurdly high expectations somehow
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Wreckreation 2 revs up with fresh studio and absurdly high expectations somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Get ready to rev up your engines and crash into the world of Wreckreation 2, the sequel to the arcade…

Another soulless sequel gets its obligatory fanboy freakout moment
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Another soulless sequel gets its obligatory fanboy freakout moment

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

The wait is over, and the anticipation has been palpable. The first full trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has finally dropped,…

Hollywood Scraps Originality with Another Overexplained Reboot The Odyssey
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Hollywood Scraps Originality with Another Overexplained Reboot The Odyssey

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

It’s a feat worthy of the gods themselves: taking a 3,000-year-old tale that every single person reads in high school…

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