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Tag: Broadway

Rupert Murdoch Biopic Because The World Was Missing That Apparently
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Rupert Murdoch Biopic Because The World Was Missing That Apparently

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 3, 2026

Danny Boyle is at it again, folks, and this time he’s tackling the fascinating world of media tycoons with his…

Another Iconic Star Gone, Cue the Reboot Announcements in 3, 2, 1
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Another Iconic Star Gone, Cue the Reboot Announcements in 3, 2, 1

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

The week just got a whole lot worse. TMZ reports that Tim Curry, the iconic actor and beloved star of…

Rupert Grint Reprises Ron Weasley Role in Cursed Child
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Rupert Grint Reprises Ron Weasley Role in Cursed Child

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026

Rupert Grint will return to the role of Ron Weasley in the Broadway production of Harry Potter and the Cursed…

Lena Dunham and Carly Rae Jepsen Bring Musical to Broadway
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Lena Dunham and Carly Rae Jepsen Bring Musical to Broadway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

Lena Dunham and Carly Rae Jepsen’s new musical adaptation of 10 Things I Hate About You is officially heading to…

GOP Rep Chuck Edwards Gets Slap On Wrist For Harassment
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GOP Rep Chuck Edwards Gets Slap On Wrist For Harassment

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and folks, this one is a doozy. The…

Spider-Man Breaks Box Office Records Again Because Of Course It Does
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Spider-Man Breaks Box Office Records Again Because Of Course It Does

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the box office numbers, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…

Because Obviously We Need to Rewrite History to Justify Another Reboot
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Because Obviously We Need to Rewrite History to Justify Another Reboot

FinnJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

It’s a concept that has plagued philosophers and superheroes alike for centuries: the constraints of time. For Spider-Man, it’s not…

Prince’s Purple Rain Musical Heads To Broadway Spring 2027
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Prince’s Purple Rain Musical Heads To Broadway Spring 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

More than two years after it was first announced, the stage adaptation of Prince‘s Purple Rain has officially found its…

Soulfly still exists somehow and is touring with Nailbomb in 2026
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Soulfly still exists somehow and is touring with Nailbomb in 2026

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just spilled my beer all over my shirt…

Dolly Parton Musical Heads to Broadway as New Original Production
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Dolly Parton Musical Heads to Broadway as New Original Production

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Dolly Parton is bringing her life story to Broadway. After receiving its world premiere in Nashville earlier this year, “DOLLY:…

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