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The LA Hangover: All Black Party
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The LA Hangover: All Black Party

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Adults in LA Can Finally Nap in Public Without Judgment at This ‘Pajama Party’ 🚨 📅 May 31,…

Cómo presumir de inclusión sin ofender a nadie y sin aburrir a tu abuela
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Cómo presumir de inclusión sin ofender a nadie y sin aburrir a tu abuela

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

🚨 ¡Alerta de inclusión! 📚✨ Esta capacitación te enseñará a usar 4 herramientas mágicas para que todos quepan… hasta tu…

Cómo aparentar que incluyes a todos mientras llenas papeles sin que nadie se dé cuenta
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Cómo aparentar que incluyes a todos mientras llenas papeles sin que nadie se dé cuenta

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

🤖 ¿Cansado de fingir que eres inclusivo? Aprende a usar las 4 herramientas mágicas de inclusión en este taller épico…

Webinar: Opinión, Análisis y Pensamiento Crítico (Trae Palomitas y Tus Mejores Trolleos)
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Webinar: Opinión, Análisis y Pensamiento Crítico (Trae Palomitas y Tus Mejores Trolleos)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

📚💥 El 24 de mayo, de 19:00 a 22:00 horas en la Biblioteca de la Facultad de Derecho (UBA, Puan…

Webinar: Opinión, análisis y pensamiento crítico (porque el internet ya no da para tanto)
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Webinar: Opinión, análisis y pensamiento crítico (porque el internet ya no da para tanto)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

🚨 ¡Alerta de drama editorial! 🚨 Este taller te enseñará a no hacer el ridículo con tus trabajos antes de…

Pasta a la Zentangle Class: Noodle Art Meets Doodle Art
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Pasta a la Zentangle Class: Noodle Art Meets Doodle Art

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Free Zentangle Class to Save Humanity from Boredom on ‘Rejuventangle Day’ 🥁🎨 In a heroic act of artistic…

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Radiologic Tech Spring 2026: Come for the X-rays, Stay for the Bureaucratic Nightmares

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

🚨 ATTENTION! 🚨 The College of Health Professions is hosting a *very* important workshop for those who have somehow managed…

From Script to Cash: How a Film Development Team Gets You to $1 Million in Funding
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From Script to Cash: How a Film Development Team Gets You to $1 Million in Funding

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

Buckle up, broke filmmakers! 🎬✨ This “workshop” promises to teach you how to magically turn your $1M+ script into a…

When Ghosts Haunt Your Homework and Old Bibles Come to Life – A Medieval Misadventure
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When Ghosts Haunt Your Homework and Old Bibles Come to Life – A Medieval Misadventure

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

A spooky ghost story about a hairy man-thing is being performed by Robert Lloyd Parry in an ancient cathedral, because…

Michigan Cooks Up New Recipes: From Carfentanil to Psychedelics and Everything in Between
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Michigan Cooks Up New Recipes: From Carfentanil to Psychedelics and Everything in Between

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

🚨 Attention, Michiganders! 🚨 Join our webinar to discover if your tap water is secretly a new designer drug! 💉💧…

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