🚨BREAKING: Adults Required to Attend Zoom Meeting About Being Less Clueless in Daycare! 🚨
In a bold move to combat the epidemic of clueless leadership, Nova Scotia demands early childhood “gurus” log onto Zoom Jan 6 & 8, 6-8pm, to learn how not to be a cultural dumpster fire. Prerequisites: completing 12 hours of “not being terrible” training & owning a webcam that doesn’t look like it survived the dinosaur age. Adam Braye will teach you to have “courageous conversations” (translation: don’t cry when called out). Refunds not provided if you realize you’re the problem. 💅✨
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤