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Curl Bar Block Party 4.0 Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do with Your Saturday

Chuck B. BallsyMay 30, 2026

The Curl Bar Block Party: A free community celebration of curls, culture & minority-owned businesses πŸŽ‰ Music, food & summer…

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Waste Money on Overpriced Yoga Pants and Call it Pilates at lululemon

Chuck B. BallsyMay 30, 2026

Get ready for a hilarious morning of overpriced yoga pants and matcha 🍡 at lululemon Beverly center on a Sunday,…

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Because You Clearly Need to Pay to Exercise Outside on Grass like a Normal Human Being with Pure Barre

Chuck B. BallsyMay 30, 2026

🌿 Get ready to sweat and pretend to like your neighbors at Block 59 every Sunday 🌿 πŸ‹οΈβ€β™€οΈ Free Community…

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KCN Taller Gratuito Because Who Needs Money Anyway

Chuck B. BallsyMay 30, 2026

Β‘Vendedores Paco Umbral, unΓ­os! 🀣 Errar en ventas es humano, pero corregirlo es de sabios πŸ€‘. Conoce a Jokin FernΓ‘ndez…

HUSH Silent Headphones Party Because Your Roommate Refuses to Keep it Down and You Need to Tune Them Out
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HUSH Silent Headphones Party Because Your Roommate Refuses to Keep it Down and You Need to Tune Them Out

Chuck B. BallsyMay 30, 2026

Hush is back with Trap Vs R&B Headphone Party πŸŽ‰ 🎧, May 30th, 10pm-2am, at Bleu Detroit πŸ“, 1540 Woodward…

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Disco Parties Just Got a Whole Lot Lamer with Midnite City in Chicago

Chuck B. BallsyMay 30, 2026

Get ready for Orlove by Night πŸŒƒ Presents: Midnite City: Indie Disco πŸ’ƒπŸ» Saturday, May 30, 2026 πŸ“† Subterranean, Chicago…

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Come Waste Your Time Meeting Uninterested Employers at the San Diego Career Fair and Leave with a Bunch of Useless Business Cards and a Crushed Dream

Chuck B. BallsyMay 30, 2026

Job seekers, don’t be lazy, CONNECT 🀣 Visit: https://careerfairconnection.com/applicants/ πŸ“

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Life Coaching for the Hopelessly Lost and Clueless People

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

Get ready for some woo-woo magic πŸŽ‰ Free intuitive coaching class 🀯, because who needs actual skills? πŸ™„

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Get Ready for Another Overpriced Wellness Fad Inner Wisdom Labyrinth Coming to Totally Not Rip You Off This Summer

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

Get ready for a wild 90-minute Zoom ride 🌞 to find your inner self on Summer Solstice 2026 πŸ“†

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Come Lose All Your Money at the Real Estate & Business Expo

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

Real Estate & Business Expo πŸ€‘ Saturday, June 6, 9:00 AM – 12:00 PM (3 Hours) on Zoom πŸ“Š

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