Benefit for John McDevitt: Because Brain Surgery Costs More Than a Netflix Subscription
Hey everyone! John’s brain is on sale (figuratively, don’t worry). Join us at Villari’s Lakeside on Sunday, Feb. 22nd, 1pm-5pm, for a day of music, munchies, and maybe a miracle. 🎸🍔🎟️
Bands Marquee and Screaming Matilda are rocking for free, and our String Band Mummers friends are bringing their instruments—because nothing says “Get well soon” like a banjo solo. Tickets are $25 + fees, and food/drink is on you. 💸
John’s had a second brain cancer operation (yikes!), so let’s help him pay those pesky medical bills. There’ll be 50/50s and auction baskets—bring one or donate one, just don’t bring your ex. 🚫
Tickets available online or at the door. Let’s show John that brain surgery is no match for our wallets! 💪🧠
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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