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Rhett & Link’s Wonderhole Season 2: Prepare for Disappointment
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Rhett & Link’s Wonderhole Season 2: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

Mythical Beasts assemble! πŸ€ͺ Rhett & Link are gracing Regal Theater, Los Angeles, August 16 for Wonderhole Season 2 Premiere!…

Long Island Iced Tea Party 2025: Fake Tan, Real Hangover
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Long Island Iced Tea Party 2025: Fake Tan, Real Hangover

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

BOOK YOUR HOTEL ROOMS FOR TROPIC CON 2025 HERE Prepare for the ultimate showdown of mediocrity! Tropic Con is HERE!…

Pride? More like PRIDE-AGANDA! Fantasia Royale Gaga Serves Up Sass and Scrambled Eggs
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Pride? More like PRIDE-AGANDA! Fantasia Royale Gaga Serves Up Sass and Scrambled Eggs

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

OMG! 😱 Dragula’s Fantasia Royale Gaga is gracing Ink N Ivy with her presence! πŸ’… Get ready for a Pride…

Bollywood Orgy
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Bollywood Orgy

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 10, 2025

**Oh, no refunds?!** 🀣 Bollywood Party – Tampa, where your money goes to die!πŸ‘» Book tickets and weep, knowing your…

Aerosmith Reunion: Get Ready for Geriatric Rock ‘n’ Roll
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Aerosmith Reunion: Get Ready for Geriatric Rock ‘n’ Roll

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

So, apparently, AEROSMITH, those dinosaurs of rock, are contemplating *another* farewell concert? πŸ˜‚ Like, haven’t they milked this retirement thing…

Bad Guys 2: Prepare for More Mediocrity This August
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Bad Guys 2: Prepare for More Mediocrity This August

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 10, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Drive-in movies are back! πŸš—πŸ’¨ Admission: $18-$28 per car (2-6 ppl). Extra peeps? $5 (cash only, obvi). Park…

Wedding Workshop: Prepare to be Engaged (Against Your Will)!
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Wedding Workshop: Prepare to be Engaged (Against Your Will)!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 9, 2025

**OMG! πŸ’ Run, don’t walk, to “The Engaged Experience: A Wedding Workshop” on Saturday, August 16, 2025, 10:00 AM –…

Lowrider ‘Classic’ Car Show: More Like Classic Cars Collecting Dust
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Lowrider ‘Classic’ Car Show: More Like Classic Cars Collecting Dust

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 7, 2025

**😱Another boring event alert!😱 Head to Donald E. Stephens Convention Center, 5555 N River Rd, Rosemont, Illinois, United States. View…

My Melody and Kuromi: Frenemies Selling Stuff?
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My Melody and Kuromi: Frenemies Selling Stuff?

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 7, 2025

**OMG! My Melody & Kuromi Besties Market! 🎟️ Book tix NOW! But, like, it’s NOT the real deal, ok?** 😜…

West Virginia’s 12th Annual Nerd Fest: Prepare for Disappointment
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West Virginia’s 12th Annual Nerd Fest: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 3, 2025

OMG! WVPopCon is BACK at Mylan Park, Morgantown, August 23-24 2025, 10 AM! 🀣 Prepare for artists, comics, cosplay fails,…

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