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ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY WHERE YOU’LL PROBABLY REGRET NOT LEAVING BY 10PM BUT HEY FREE DRINKS TIL 11PM

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

🍹🎉 ROOFTOP. VIBES. DRINKS 🎉🍹 Atlanta House Party | Every Friday Night 📆 Atlanta culture 🤣, music 🎶, vibes 😎.…

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Because the Youth Were Getting Too Good at Real Jobs 2026 Creative Youth Celebration to Keep Them Distracted

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

Get ready for the most epic celebration of high school art 🤣! Join us on Saturday, June 27, 2026 at…

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Soutenez les agriculteurs Africains avec de l’argent public pour qu’ils puissent enfin nous nourrir tous

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

📣 Webinaire sur le financement de l’agriculture 🌾💸 🕰️ 11h30 – 13h15 📅 avec Matthieu BRUN 💼 et Abdoul Fattath…

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Learn R and Finally Become a Slightly Less Useless Data Analyst with ResBaz

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

🤓 Learn to code, nerds! 🤓 R programming workshop 📊 on data analysis 📈. Follow-along 📝, noobs welcome 🤗. 💻…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Battle of the Century RNB vs Slow Jams Who Will Reign Supreme in Brooklyn

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

OMG, R&B fans in NYC, rejoice! 🎉 LITTLEFIELD is taken over for late-night R&B parties 🎤🔥

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Because Your Avocado Toast Needs aSide of Guilt and Recycling

Chuck B. BallsyJune 13, 2026

Ambiente y Cafe x Mas Vida 🎉⚽️ is back in LA June 14th 🎊

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Level Up to Mastering the Art of Kicking Employees to the Curb with Total Confidence and Zero Guilt

Chuck B. BallsyJune 13, 2026

Don’t miss out on this super exciting webinar series 🤩! 25 June 2026 | 1–2pm | Zoom 🕒 📚👥

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Because You Haven’t Gained Enough Weight Yet Here Comes the 2nd Annual Hampton Roads Black Food Festival

Chuck B. BallsyJune 13, 2026

Get ready for the Black Food Fest 🍴👌, where tradition meets innovation and your taste buds will do the happy…

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Oh Joy Another Excuse for Chicagoans to Get Drunk on Overpriced Margaritas Festival is Back

Chuck B. BallsyJune 13, 2026

We’re back, marg lovers! 🍹🌮 Chicago Margarita Festival returns June 20th & 21st, 2026 🎉 📍 2300 S. Indiana Ave.,…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Party of the Year Sacramento is About to Get Rainbow Bombed at Pride March & Festival 2026

Chuck B. BallsyJune 13, 2026

🌈 Sacramento Pride is here 🎉 June 13: 1-7pm, June 14: 12-5pm 📅 Visit SacramentoPride.org 🎟️

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