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Preston Kelly’s 50th: Still Not Dead, Still Making Bad Jokes About His Age
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Preston Kelly’s 50th: Still Not Dead, Still Making Bad Jokes About His Age

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

**Preston Kelly’s Birthday 50 – Ended** This event ended on Mar 1, 2026 from 5pm to 9pm at 5741 N…

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SOCAMAZING: Carnival Chaos – When Samba Meets Shenanigans!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

SOCAMAZING: The Caribbean Invasion of San Jose You Didn’t Know You Needed Get ready, Silicon Valley — the islands are…

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NEO SOUL SUNDAYS: WHERE THE GROOVE IS LOUDER THAN YOUR EX’S NEW PARTNER’S CAR STEREO

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

SUNDAY FUNDAY @ STONE WATER: WHERE ADULTING TAKES A BACKSEAT TO VIBES! 🎉 New venue, same mature crowd pretending they’re…

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“SESAFA’s 2026 Annual Meeting: Where PowerPoint Slides Meet Real-Life Drama”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

**Early Registration ends February 13th! Book now for the lowest price.** Or, you know, pay more later because you procrastinated…

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RUNEASY x Well Social Co. After Party: Where the Night Gets Weird and the Memes Get Weirder

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

**Grab your medal and your drama, it’s time for the After Party!** 🎉 Hosted by Well Social Co x RUNEASY…

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“RUNEASY x Well Social Co.: The After Party Where Your Liver Files for Divorce”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

**The After Party is here, and it’s basically the Olympics of chill vibes.** 🏅✨ Join us at Azara Coffee Shop…

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“CONCEITED MODELS NEEDED: LA FASHION WEEK 2026—WHERE EGO MEETS RUNWAY”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

**LA FASHION WEEK 2026: WHERE YOUR OUTFIT MIGHT OUTSHINE YOUR TALENT** Attention, aspiring models and accidental attendees! LA Fashion Week…

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“LA Fashion Week 2026: Casting Call for Models Who Think They’re the Next Big Thing”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

**LA FASHION WEEK DESIGNER FASHION 2026** Calling all aspiring models! Want to strut your stuff in front of a crowd…

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“Columbia Wushu’s Spring Showcase: Because Who Needs Sleep When You Can Kick and Flip Your Way to 2026?”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

**East Asian martial arts, music, and dance are coming together in a showcase so epic, it’ll make you question why…

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“From Crunching Numbers to Sitting at the Big Table: How to Climb the Finance Ladder and Boss Everyone Around”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

About Speaker Peter Curran- Experienced CFO and NED Peter is a Chartered Accountant who currently holds a number of non-executive…

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