**LA FASHION WEEK DESIGNER FASHION 2026**
Calling all aspiring models! Want to strut your stuff in front of a crowd that probably forgot why they came? Perfect!
**CASTING CALL:** LA Apparel Mart, 112 W 9th St, 8th Floor, Unit 826, LA, CA 90015
**SHOW DATE:** March 29, 2026
**TIME:** Doors open at 5 PM (fashionably late), close at 10 PM (finally)
**LOCATION:** FUNTON STAGE 1, 315 S. Flower St, Burbank, CA 91502
Wear all black (because originality is overrated), bring a portfolio (or a napkin sketch), and prepare to walk like you own the place—or at least borrowed it. Bonus points if you can sing, dance, or juggle while modeling.
RSVP by March 1, 2026, or risk missing out on the chance to be seen by people who might actually remember your name.
Instagram: @conceited_modeling_talent_agcy
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Let’s make history—or at least a really good Instagram story. 💅📸
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
