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You Won’t Believe What Happened At This No Kill Shelter
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You Won’t Believe What Happened At This No Kill Shelter

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a “no-kill” animal shelter in California, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…

Megadeth in Istanbul, Turkey (06/23/2026)
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Megadeth in Istanbul, Turkey (06/23/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 23, 2026

American heavy metal from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

AC/DC somehow still relevant enough to get pop-ups on 2026 tour
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AC/DC somehow still relevant enough to get pop-ups on 2026 tour

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh no, AC/DC fans are about to get their Aussie-shaped senses overwhelmed 🤯: the AC/DC PWR/UP Pop Up is coming…

Iran loves LA’s hospitality what a surprise
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Iran loves LA’s hospitality what a surprise

Big ElephantJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee, reading CNN, and I come across this story about the Iranian soccer team leaving a…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Display of Big Hair and Bigger Egos as DOKKEN Attempts to Relive the Glory Days at the Somewhat Still Relevant Whisky A Go Go
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Display of Big Hair and Bigger Egos as DOKKEN Attempts to Relive the Glory Days at the Somewhat Still Relevant Whisky A Go Go

Chord F. DiscordJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Breaking news: DOKKEN is still alive and rocking (kind of) 🤘! Videographer Dan Petry has uploaded a video of their…

Spite in Charlotte, NC (06/18/2026)
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Spite in Charlotte, NC (06/18/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 18, 2026

Deathcore from Southern California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Entheos in Charlotte, NC (06/17/2026)
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Entheos in Charlotte, NC (06/17/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 17, 2026

Progressive death metal from Santa Cruz, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

California voter fraud facts ignored by fake news again
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California voter fraud facts ignored by fake news again

Big ElephantJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…

SONNY SANDOVAL On P.O.D.’s Upcoming LP: ‘It’s Definitely Not Going to Be a Trainwreck and Will Totally Not Be Forgotten in a Month’
Breaking News: P.O.D. Finishes Recording New Album and It's Going to Be a Wild Ride 🎉🔥
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SONNY SANDOVAL On P.O.D.’s Upcoming LP: ‘It’s Definitely Not Going to Be a Trainwreck and Will Totally Not Be Forgotten in a Month’

Chord F. DiscordJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

The wait is over, folks! P.O.D. has finally completed work on their brand new studio album, and we can’t wait…

Buckethead in Charlotte, NC (05/28/2026)
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Buckethead in Charlotte, NC (05/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2026

American solo guitarist from Pomona, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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