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CNN’s July 9th Dumpster Fire: 5 Things You Can’t Unsee (Texas is Drowning, Ukraine’s Still There, Gaza’s Still There Too, New Mexico Joins the Flood Party, and Epstein’s Ghost Writes a Memo)
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CNN’s July 9th Dumpster Fire: 5 Things You Can’t Unsee (Texas is Drowning, Ukraine’s Still There, Gaza’s Still There Too, New Mexico Joins the Flood Party, and Epstein’s Ghost Writes a Memo)

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Folks, the liberal media is at it again, trying to distract you from President Trump’s AMAZING accomplishments. They’re pushing their…

BUCKCHERRY Announces Geriatric Fall 2025 U.S Tour With Some Guy Named MICHAEL MONROE
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BUCKCHERRY Announces Geriatric Fall 2025 U.S Tour With Some Guy Named MICHAEL MONROE

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, honey, get ready for the geriatric rock event of the decade! 👴👵 California’s finest (debatable) rockers, BUCKCHERRY, are crawling…

Newsom’s South Carolina Shenanigans: Is He Running for President or Just Really Likes Grits
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Newsom’s South Carolina Shenanigans: Is He Running for President or Just Really Likes Grits

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Gavin Newsom, the golden-haired liberal from the once-great state of California, is gallivanting around South Carolina, pretending he’s got a…

Oops! All 7 “Missing” Folks Found (and Extra Crispy) at Exploded Fireworks Warehouse
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Oops! All 7 “Missing” Folks Found (and Extra Crispy) at Exploded Fireworks Warehouse

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Another day, another tragedy, but let’s be honest, folks, is this really just an accident? A fireworks warehouse explodes in…

Carnifex in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
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Carnifex in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 7, 2025

Deathcore from San Diego, California! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

OSCAR GARCIA’s TERRORIZER LA Wastes Everyone’s Time at ‘End Meaningless Noise Vol 3’ in the City of Angels
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OSCAR GARCIA’s TERRORIZER LA Wastes Everyone’s Time at ‘End Meaningless Noise Vol 3’ in the City of Angels

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

So, get this: Vocalist Oscar Garcia’s ego trip, I mean, version of TERRORIZER, cleverly disguised as TERRORIZER LA (because originality…

California Fireworks Warehouse: Where Dreams Exploded (Literally)
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California Fireworks Warehouse: Where Dreams Exploded (Literally)

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another day, another disaster courtesy of the liberal state of California! A fireworks warehouse exploded, and now the libs are…

Bakersfield: Prepare for Disappointment
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Bakersfield: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 3, 2025

Bakersfield, California? More like BORE-ersfield! 😴 Get ready for the most thrilling events like the 16th Annual Ready-Set Back 2…

Frank Bello’s Anthrax Debut: From Soiled Pants to Stage Presence
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Frank Bello’s Anthrax Debut: From Soiled Pants to Stage Presence

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

In a recent, totally unbiased interview with The Music Zoo (because who else would interview Frank Bello, amirite?), ANTHRAX’s own…

3 Times Trump’s Tariffs Magically Didn’t Fail Miserably
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3 Times Trump’s Tariffs Magically Didn’t Fail Miserably

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump’s brilliant strategies! They whine that his…

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