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Tag: California

Thrill Seekers Trade Roller Coaster for Hospital Bed
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Thrill Seekers Trade Roller Coaster for Hospital Bed

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest roller coaster debacle, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

Ex-Marine Caught With Ammo On Trump’s Golf Course Gets Lucky Break
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Ex-Marine Caught With Ammo On Trump’s Golf Course Gets Lucky Break

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in California has suspended criminal charges against a former…

Guillotine Enthusiast Takes Road Trip to US Capitol
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Guillotine Enthusiast Takes Road Trip to US Capitol

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a guy who decided to drive all the way from California to…

Alan Davey Makes Another Album Because You Clearly Needed More Of That In Your Life
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Alan Davey Makes Another Album Because You Clearly Needed More Of That In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🚀 Alan Davey, the legendary bassist and songwriter, is releasing a…

California Bails on Paramount Meeting Amid WBD Takeover Drama
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California Bails on Paramount Meeting Amid WBD Takeover Drama

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between California’s attorney general and Paramount, and I have…

Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra
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Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 FOO FIGHTERS just joined forces with the Los Angeles…

Nevada Governor Declares Emergency Because Hawk Fire Refuses to Chill
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Nevada Governor Declares Emergency Because Hawk Fire Refuses to Chill

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild situation in Reno, Nevada, where a fast-growing brush fire has…

Paramount and AGs Engage in Thrilling Game of Corporate Chicken
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Paramount and AGs Engage in Thrilling Game of Corporate Chicken

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, it looks like the drama between Paramount and the parties suing to block its takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery…

Tina Peters brings election denial tour to Washington
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Tina Peters brings election denial tour to Washington

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Tina Peters, the election denier, has been making waves in Washington,…

KISS Tries To Stay Relevant With Awkward Baseball Pitch
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KISS Tries To Stay Relevant With Awkward Baseball Pitch

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to relevance? 🤣 Because I’ve got a doozy…

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