Missouri Politely Asks Supreme Court for Favorable Gerrymander
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Missouri officials are asking the Supreme Court to reinstate a…
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Because You Clearly Need More Nostalgic Cash Grabs In Your Life Now
Because what the world really needed was another reason to reminisce about the good old days, it’s been revealed that…
Mexico Cost Of Living Apparently Includes 1.8 Million Dollar Fines
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hector “Alessandro” Negrete, a man who moved to Guadalajara, Mexico, is…
Voter Fraud Investigation Surges Because Clearly Nothing Else Matters
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Department of Homeland Security is planning a surge in its…
Rikki Rockett trashes Poison’s Hollyweird because you still listen to it
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I can barely contain my excitement… NOT. POISON drummer…
Brad Lander’s Day Gets Ruined by Protesters Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic Party, and folks, it’s a doozy. Brad…
P.O.D. somehow still exists and has a new album coming
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s going to blow your mind? 🤯 P.O.D. is back with…
Yngwie Malmsteen Still Hasnt Forgiven Jeff Scott Soto Obviously
In a shocking turn of events, renowned hard rock vocalist Jeff Scott Soto has expressed his desire to rebuild his…
Nation’s Most Beautiful Land Suddenly Valuable Enough to Sell Off
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is considering a plan to let a developer…
Federal Court: Prediction Markets Are Just Fancy Gambling Apparently
Folks, I’m reading this article about a federal appeals court ruling that states can regulate prediction markets like gambling, and…