Plane Successfully Lands Without Exploding On Florida Highway Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a small plane that made an emergency landing on a Florida interstate,…
Tag: Cars
Volkswagen Profits Take Mysterious 10% Detour Straight Downward
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Volkswagen’s latest struggles, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride.…
Wreckreation 2 revs up with fresh studio and absurdly high expectations somehow
Get ready to rev up your engines and crash into the world of Wreckreation 2, the sequel to the arcade…
EV Sales Slump But Automakers Still Cling To Electric Dreams
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that electric vehicle sales in the US aren’t exactly…
Universal Executes Brilliant Plan To Annoy Entire Neighborhood With Fast Ride
Because what’s a theme park attraction without a few noise complaints from the neighbors, right? Universal Studios Hollywood’s latest addition,…
Underwhelming Retail Sales Still Manage To Exist Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest retail sales numbers, and let me tell you, it’s a…
Tariffs somehow not magically fixing everything instantly still
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Toyota is actually shifting some production from Mexico to the United…
Trump Rewards Polluters With Pardons Because Who Needs Clean Air Anyway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…
Tibetan Flag Waver Sets Self Ablaze Outside UN Headquarters
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man holding a Tibetan flag set himself on fire outside…
Netflix Gets Ripped Off Again But This Time It’s Actually Illegal
A filmmaker has been sentenced to 30 months in prison for allegedly misusing $11 million in funds provided by Netflix…