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5 Things to Know for Feb. 19: Prince Andrew’s Drama, Peace Board’s Big Plans, Iran’s Shenanigans, Social Media’s Kangaroo Court, and California’s Snowy Surprise
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5 Things to Know for Feb. 19: Prince Andrew’s Drama, Peace Board’s Big Plans, Iran’s Shenanigans, Social Media’s Kangaroo Court, and California’s Snowy Surprise

Big ElephantFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Donald Trump Calls CNN “Fake News” as Royal Prince and AI Trial Dominate Headlines In a stunning day of news,…

REPLACED is Delayed Again, Only A Month Away From Launch: The Game That’s Perfecting the Art of Being Late
Oh look, another indie darling just can't seem to hit its own deadline. SURPRISE!
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REPLACED is Delayed Again, Only A Month Away From Launch: The Game That’s Perfecting the Art of Being Late

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Well, well, well… if it isn’t REPLACED, the cyberpunk pixel-art baby that just refuses to leave the oven. Sad Cat…

Avalanche Chaos: Search Crews Play Hide-and-Seek with Ski-Bound Ninjas in California Mountains
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Avalanche Chaos: Search Crews Play Hide-and-Seek with Ski-Bound Ninjas in California Mountains

Big ElephantFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Liberal Snowflakes Get Buried in California Avalanche—Nature’s Way of Saying “Make America Great Again” California’s latest snowstorm has buried more…

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2026 FuelFest West Palm Beach: Where Gas Guzzlers Get Their Glory

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Get ready for year 5 in South Florida! FuelFest is invading the South Florida Fairgrounds like it’s a Fast &…

Chinese Carmakers Eyeing US Invasion: Ready to Conquer American Roads with Their Bargain Wheels!
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Chinese Carmakers Eyeing US Invasion: Ready to Conquer American Roads with Their Bargain Wheels!

Big ElephantFebruary 15, 2026February 15, 2026

Big Auto in for a rude awakening as Chinese cars invade America For years, those corrupt, out-of-touch globalist car companies…

US Military’s Laser Gun Dreams Cause El Paso Airport to Hit the Pause Button
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US Military’s Laser Gun Dreams Cause El Paso Airport to Hit the Pause Button

Big ElephantFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Trump’s America Leads the World in Laser Defense Tech While Libs Whine About “Safety” Breaking news, patriots: while the Democrats…

Starsand Island Early Access Preview—Finally, a Place Where You Can Build Your Future Without Leaving Your Couch (or Your Bed, or Your Bathtub)
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Starsand Island Early Access Preview—Finally, a Place Where You Can Build Your Future Without Leaving Your Couch (or Your Bed, or Your Bathtub)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 10, 2026February 10, 2026

Starsand Island landed on my desk with all the subtlety of a 50-ton combine harvester—courtesy of CGM’s Dayna Eileen, whose…

Apple TV+ Unleashes Epic 2026 Feast of Shows and Movies, Because Apparently We Didn’t Have Enough to Watch Already
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Apple TV+ Unleashes Epic 2026 Feast of Shows and Movies, Because Apparently We Didn’t Have Enough to Watch Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 8, 2026February 8, 2026

Apple TV+ Drops So Many Trailers, Fans Start Questioning Their Free Trial Subscription At the latest Apple TV Press Day,…

“Roadkill for Tots: England’s Guide to Keeping Kids Off the Pavement”
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“Roadkill for Tots: England’s Guide to Keeping Kids Off the Pavement”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

**Join Us Online** Every child’s life is irreplaceable—unless they’re stuck in traffic. This *interactive* online session promises to dive deep…

Man Breaks World Record for Most Times Riding Disneyland’s ‘Cars’ Ride, Probably Needs a New Hobby
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Man Breaks World Record for Most Times Riding Disneyland’s ‘Cars’ Ride, Probably Needs a New Hobby

FinnFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Oh, look at Mr. Big Shot, Jon Hale of Brea, California. This guy has ridden Radiator Springs Racers more times…

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