‘Moana’ Remake Teaser: Because the Original Wasn’t Good Enough, Apparently
OMG! ð Can you believe it’s only been, like, NINE years since Moana brainwashed our kids? ðĪŊ Apparently, that’s enough…
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Ovary-Acting: More Like Overrated-Acting, Am I Right?
So, there’s this short film called “Ovary-Acting,” right? ð Apparently, it won an Annie award for something called “Night of…
Fortnite’s Simpsons Collab: Prepare for Yellow Mayhem and Questionable Content
Well, well, well, look who finally crawled out of their basements ð! Epic Games, in their infinite wisdom (or lack…
‘Minecraft Movie’ Sequel Officially Plaguing Theaters in 2027
OMG! ðą The biggest cinematic masterpiece ðŽ of our generation, A Minecraft Movie, raked in a measly $423.9 million in…
WIA NYC Animation Festival: Is It Worth the Hype or Just Another Cartoon Catastrophe
**OMG! ð The WIA NYC Animation Festival is BACK! ðĪŠ Get ready for mind-blowing “creativity” ðĪĢ at the SVA Theatre!…
Garfield Kart 2: All You Can NOT Drift (Because You’ll Be Too Busy Crashing) â Now Available to Humiliate Your Console With a Brand New Trailer of Disappointment
OH. MY. GOD. ðą They actually did it. Eden Games, those absolute madlads, have unleashed Garfield Kart 2 â All…
Walt Disney World Announces Things (As If We Care) During Play ân Preview (Yawn)
So, CGM (whoever they are ðĪ) graced Walt Disney World’s Play ‘n Preview event with their presence (third row, no…
Boys Head to Jupiter, Leaving IQs Behind
**OMG! ð Billy 5000 (Jack Corbett) in Florida post-Xmas is hustling on Grubster to make $5,000 by New Year’s Eve!**…
“South Park” Earns Gold Star from Paramount Bigwig While Simultaneously Body-Slamming Trump in Hilarious Spat
Ah, CNN, still whining about President Trump! Seems Paramount’s new CEO, David Ellison, is under fire for daring to run…
Tim Sweeney Throws a Hissy Fit Over Claims Mouse House Is Milking Fortnite Slower Than a Three-Legged Cow
Oh, no they didn’t! ðą Looks like someone at The Wall Street Journal decided to stir the pot ðē by…