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Another Beloved Childhood Classic Gets Soullessly Animated For Profit
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Another Beloved Childhood Classic Gets Soullessly Animated For Profit

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

When we last saw Dr. Seuss’ Cat in the Hat on the big screen, it was in the form of…

Oh Joy Another Remake of Carrie Because the World Was Just Missing a TV Version of a Movie That’s Already Been Done to Death
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Oh Joy Another Remake of Carrie Because the World Was Just Missing a TV Version of a Movie That’s Already Been Done to Death

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some telekinetic teenage angst? 🀯 Because Prime Video just dropped the official trailer…

Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Masterpiece from the King of Plot Twists and the Sultan of Sappy Romances
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Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Masterpiece from the King of Plot Twists and the Sultan of Sappy Romances

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🀣 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

GOP’s Anti-Socialism Message Gets Trumped By Trump’s Socialism
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GOP’s Anti-Socialism Message Gets Trumped By Trump’s Socialism

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

The Republican-controlled House last week adopted a resolution denouncing socialism β€œin all its forms,” but it seems like the Trump…

Realme milks franchises with Harry Potter phone, because money
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Realme milks franchises with Harry Potter phone, because money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a Harry Potter-themed smartphone, Realme has partnered with Warner Bros. Discovery Global Consumer…

Dave Evans Still Exists Apparently And Released Something Called Loup Garou
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Dave Evans Still Exists Apparently And Released Something Called Loup Garou

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, get ready for some exciting news that you’ve all been waiting for… or not. Dave Evans, the original…

Band of Brothers: Because You Clearly Haven’t Cried Enough About WWII Yet Here Comes Another Documentary
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Band of Brothers: Because You Clearly Haven’t Cried Enough About WWII Yet Here Comes Another Documentary

FinnSeptember 5, 2026September 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and a healthy dose of patriotism? πŸŽ‰ Because HBO Max…

Amazon Axes Spider-Noir Because Original Ideas are Overrated Apparently
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Amazon Axes Spider-Noir Because Original Ideas are Overrated Apparently

FinnSeptember 4, 2026September 7, 2026

Amazon has canceled their live-action TV show Spider-Noir after only one season, according to Variety. The show, which starred Nicolas…

Mongolian Magic Meets English Voices in Jaadugar’s Whimsical Reality Check
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Mongolian Magic Meets English Voices in Jaadugar’s Whimsical Reality Check

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

It’s not every day you get to talk to the voice actors behind a show that’s trying to cast a…

Pendulum – Watch Joseph Gordon-Levitt Totally Not Die in the First 5 Minutes of This Super Original Horror Movie Trailer
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Pendulum – Watch Joseph Gordon-Levitt Totally Not Die in the First 5 Minutes of This Super Original Horror Movie Trailer

FinnSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

The most anticipated movie of 2027 is finally here, and by “most anticipated” I mean I just found out about…

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