Melissa Auf Der Maur finally releases something people care about
Oh boy, get ready to relive the ’90s all over again… whether you want to or not 🙄. Melissa Auf…
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Meta’s AI Glasses Get Cheapening Facelift and Desperate Celebrity Endorsement
Because apparently we haven’t milked the whole smart glasses thing enough yet, Meta has announced a new initiative for its…
Liberal celebrities use trash TV to bond with brainwashed youth somehow
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of those pesky Democrats…
Three Entirely Not Overhyped or Played Out Simpsons Episodes Are Being Held for Ransom Exclusively on Disney+
Breaking News: The Simpsons is Leaving Fox, But Let’s be Real, You’re Probably Too Lazy to Notice 🙄. The newest…
TRAVIS BARKER Documentary ‘Louder Than My Marriage’ To Get Dumped On Unsuspecting Audiences At 2026 Tribeca Festival
Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring documentary of the century (or at least that’s what the press…
Liberal California teacher tries to shoot up White House event obviously
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Chuck Norris Dead No Wait Just His Ego Was Killed By All The People Who Actually Thought He Was Invincible
Oh no, the internet is lying about Chuck Norris, what a shock 😱. I mean, who wouldn’t want to make…
Sonic the Hedgehog 4 Teaser Brings Chaos Emeralds And A Year Countdown – Because Waiting Another Year Is Totally What We Needed
Following in its predecessor’s footsteps, Sonic the Hedgehog 4 released a painfully brief teaser today showcasing what could show up…
Oscars Add More Guards Because FBI Thinks Terrorists Want Red Carpet Selfies Too
Well, well, well, look who’s decided to go full Fort Knox for a night of self-congratulatory back-patting! The 98th Academy…
Alexander Bros Convicted of Sex Trafficking, Leaving Real Estate World Shook, Not Stirred
Look at this, folks! Three wealthy, powerful brothers—supposedly the kings of luxury real estate—turned out to be nothing but a…