Bautista Takes Kratos Reins From Hurst In Amazon’s God Of War Cash Grab
Well, it looks like Amazon’s live-action God of War TV series has finally found its Kratos in Dave Bautista, because…
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Another soulless sequel gets its obligatory fanboy freakout moment
The wait is over, and the anticipation has been palpable. The first full trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has finally dropped,…
Kids More Discerning Than Hollywood Execs Review Minions & Monsters
The Minions Have Conquered the Box Office, But Can They Conquer Our Hearts (And Also, Do They Have Genitals?) Well,…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently
The latest DC Comics film, Supergirl, has taken to the skies, but its opening weekend box office numbers are more…
Out of Words Is Chasing Something Way More Epic Than Just Letting You Play With Your Friends Without Too Much Drama
Oh boy, are you guys ready for a game that’s so deep, so emotional, so life-changing, that you’ll forget all…
Zack Snyder to Ruin Another Classic with His Signature Brand of Soulless Explosions in the Totally Necessary Remake of Escape From New York
Breaking news, folks: Snake Plissken is back from the dead, and we’re not sure if we should be excited or…
Oh Joy Another Beloved Childhood Classic Is About to Be Ruined by a Soulless Live-Action Remake of FernGully Because What the World Really Needed Was a Reboot of a Movie About a Fairy and a Human Who Fall in Love in the Rainforest
Breaking news: The Amazon rainforest might not be the last one after all, because Amazon MGM is remaking FernGully: The…
Trigun Stargaze: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Do for 3 Whole Years
Oh boy, are you ready for some serious fangirling and fanboying? 😍 Because we’re about to dive into the amazing…
Dwayne Johnson’s Live-Action Maui Makes His Grand Entrance in New ‘Moana’ Trailer—Brace Yourself for Rock-Solid Performances!
Oh great, another Disney “live-action” remake, because apparently the 2016 animated classic wasn’t *real* enough for us. Now we’re getting…
‘Dune’ Returns With First ‘Part 3’ Trailer—Because Clearly We Didn’t Get Enough Sand in Our Eyes Yet
Well, well, well, look who’s back for round three! 🍿 Denis Villeneuve, the man who apparently has a lot of…