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Kids More Discerning Than Hollywood Execs Review Minions & Monsters
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Kids More Discerning Than Hollywood Execs Review Minions & Monsters

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The Minions Have Conquered the Box Office, But Can They Conquer Our Hearts (And Also, Do They Have Genitals?) Well,…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently
Supergirl's Underwhelming Debut: A Bird, a Plane, No, Just a Mediocre Box Office Performance
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently

FinnJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The latest DC Comics film, Supergirl, has taken to the skies, but its opening weekend box office numbers are more…

Out of Words Is Chasing Something Way More Epic Than Just Letting You Play With Your Friends Without Too Much Drama
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Out of Words Is Chasing Something Way More Epic Than Just Letting You Play With Your Friends Without Too Much Drama

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for a game that’s so deep, so emotional, so life-changing, that you’ll forget all…

Zack Snyder to Ruin Another Classic with His Signature Brand of Soulless Explosions in the Totally Necessary Remake of Escape From New York
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Zack Snyder to Ruin Another Classic with His Signature Brand of Soulless Explosions in the Totally Necessary Remake of Escape From New York

FinnJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

Breaking news, folks: Snake Plissken is back from the dead, and we’re not sure if we should be excited or…

Oh Joy Another Beloved Childhood Classic Is About to Be Ruined by a Soulless Live-Action Remake of FernGully Because What the World Really Needed Was a Reboot of a Movie About a Fairy and a Human Who Fall in Love in the Rainforest
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Oh Joy Another Beloved Childhood Classic Is About to Be Ruined by a Soulless Live-Action Remake of FernGully Because What the World Really Needed Was a Reboot of a Movie About a Fairy and a Human Who Fall in Love in the Rainforest

FinnApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Breaking news: The Amazon rainforest might not be the last one after all, because Amazon MGM is remaking FernGully: The…

Trigun Stargaze: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Do for 3 Whole Years
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Trigun Stargaze: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Do for 3 Whole Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some serious fangirling and fanboying? 😍 Because we’re about to dive into the amazing…

Dwayne Johnson’s Live-Action Maui Makes His Grand Entrance in New ‘Moana’ Trailer—Brace Yourself for Rock-Solid Performances!
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Dwayne Johnson’s Live-Action Maui Makes His Grand Entrance in New ‘Moana’ Trailer—Brace Yourself for Rock-Solid Performances!

FinnMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Oh great, another Disney “live-action” remake, because apparently the 2016 animated classic wasn’t *real* enough for us. Now we’re getting…

‘Dune’ Returns With First ‘Part 3’ Trailer—Because Clearly We Didn’t Get Enough Sand in Our Eyes Yet
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‘Dune’ Returns With First ‘Part 3’ Trailer—Because Clearly We Didn’t Get Enough Sand in Our Eyes Yet

FinnMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

Well, well, well, look who’s back for round three! 🍿 Denis Villeneuve, the man who apparently has a lot of…

Leaving Las Vegas – Watch the trailer for the new 4K restoration (now with 4000% more despair and Nicolas Cage’s existential crisis in stunning HD!)
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Leaving Las Vegas – Watch the trailer for the new 4K restoration (now with 4000% more despair and Nicolas Cage’s existential crisis in stunning HD!)

FinnMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

Hey, you! Yes, YOU, the one who thinks Nicolas Cage’s Oscar is for screaming at bees. Get ready to relive…

“War of the Worlds” Gets Roasted as Year’s Cinematic Dumpster Fire
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“War of the Worlds” Gets Roasted as Year’s Cinematic Dumpster Fire

FinnMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Hold on to your popcorn, folks, because the 2026 Golden Raspberry Awards just dropped, and the cinematic dumpster fire of…

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