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ChatGPT to become Walmart’s digital bagboy, world officially ending
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ChatGPT to become Walmart’s digital bagboy, world officially ending

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Another day, another dollar… or rather, another surveillance partnership! Walmart, in its infinite wisdom (or should I say, desperation), is…

HoYoVerse Dumps Another Life Sim on Us: Petit Planet, or How to Avoid Touching Grass in Space
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HoYoVerse Dumps Another Life Sim on Us: Petit Planet, or How to Avoid Touching Grass in Space

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Oh, HoYoVerse, you scallywags! 🤪 After boring us all to tears 😴 with your RPGs and those open-world ARPGs (seriously,…

Anthropic to Cough Up $1.5B to Authors – Guess They Weren’t “Prompt” Enough | CNN Biz
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Anthropic to Cough Up $1.5B to Authors – Guess They Weren’t “Prompt” Enough | CNN Biz

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 5, 2025

Oh, the irony! These liberal snowflakes are suing an AI company for using their books to train its chatbot! It’s…

Jared Leto in TRON: Ares Looks Like a Cheap AliExpress Chatbot
“Leto” or a Buggy AI Avatar? Disney Angers TRON Fans
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Jared Leto in TRON: Ares Looks Like a Cheap AliExpress Chatbot

FinnAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Fans of the legendary sci-fi franchise TRON are smashing their keyboards and flooding comment sections with sarcastic memes after watching…

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