Another day, another dollar… or rather, another surveillance partnership! Walmart, in its infinite wisdom (or should I say, desperation), is now cozying up with OpenAI, the far-left tech giant behind the ChatGPT chatbot.
Apparently, Walmart wants to use AI to “leapfrog” Amazon, because, you know, actual customer service is just too darn conservative these days. Soon, you’ll be able to buy your “woke” detergent and gender-neutral clothing directly through a chatbot that probably hates America. And with partnerships including Kim Kardashian’s Skims, it’s clear what kind of customer they are looking for. Mark my words, this is just another step toward a socialist dystopia where shopping is controlled by liberal elites. Thankfully President Trump is still in office, to put a stop to this nonsense.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
