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Benji Webbe’s 18 Grandkids Somehow Still Not Tired Of Him
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Benji Webbe’s 18 Grandkids Somehow Still Not Tired Of Him

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

I just spit out my beer when I heard that Benji Webbe, the legendary frontman of Skindred, has a whopping…

Walmart Scores Sweet Tariff Refund Jackpot
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Walmart Scores Sweet Tariff Refund Jackpot

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Walmart just posted some impressive sales and profits, thanks in part…

Nick Holmes Still Clinging To Gothic Metal Label Because It Sounds Cooler Than Middle Aged Man Playing Music
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Nick Holmes Still Clinging To Gothic Metal Label Because It Sounds Cooler Than Middle Aged Man Playing Music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Oh no, the pioneers of gothic metal are still alive and kicking, and I’m not sure if I should be…

SKATEBOARD MARKETING Still Somehow Employing People After 35 Years
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SKATEBOARD MARKETING Still Somehow Employing People After 35 Years

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…

UFO Drummer Andy Parker Still Hasnt Run Out of Money To Tour With tribute band
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UFO Drummer Andy Parker Still Hasnt Run Out of Money To Tour With tribute band

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that LIGHTS OUT – A…

Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Spins Around In Circle
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Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Spins Around In Circle

Chord F. DiscordAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my favorite Slipknot t-shirt and I’m still trying to process the news that…

Ataraxia, because the world was missing yet another atmospheric metal band.
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Ataraxia, because the world was missing yet another atmospheric metal band.

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh great, another metalcore band to add to the ever-growing pile of “same-old, same-old” 🙄. But wait, Swedish progressive metalcore…

Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal
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Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I was so excited to read that Dez Fafara, the…

Kirk Windstein’s Back Acts Up Again Because He’s Old
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Kirk Windstein’s Back Acts Up Again Because He’s Old

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! CROWBAR’s European tour is canceled, and I’m totally not surprised 🙄. I mean, who…

Booze Industry Goes Small To Get Really Big
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Booze Industry Goes Small To Get Really Big

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one: it seems the future of booze is getting smaller, and I’m…

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