Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I was so excited to read that Dez Fafara, the…
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Kirk Windstein’s Back Acts Up Again Because He’s Old
Oh no, the sky is falling! CROWBAR’s European tour is canceled, and I’m totally not surprised 🙄. I mean, who…
Booze Industry Goes Small To Get Really Big
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one: it seems the future of booze is getting smaller, and I’m…
Riot Grrrl Pioneer Jennifer Finch Loses Brave Fight Against Brain Cancer Because Thats How It Always Goes
Oh no, the music world is literally ending: L7 bassist Jennifer Finch has passed away at 59 🤯. I mean,…
IRON MAIDEN sells soul to soulless corporation because legacy acts need mortgages too
Oh boy, are you ready for some “exciting” news? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN has just partnered with Pophouse Entertainment, because what…
Bruce Dickinson wins award for talking loudly at people
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson just won the “Best Live Speaker” award…
Nick Barker Gets Mysterious Disease Because His Music Wasnt Aggressive Enough
I just spilled my beer all over my favorite black metal t-shirt, and it’s not even like I’m surprised. I…
LOUDNESS Still Loud After All These Years Somehow
I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I’m so shocked that LOUDNESS is still kicking…
Nation Somehow Manages To Contain Excitement For Soccer
The World Cup has finally arrived in the US, and I’m having a blast reading about it while sipping my…
Gregor Mackintosh credits sense of humor for not killing bandmates yet
OH NO, PARADISE LOST IS STILL TOGETHER AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!!! 🤯 I guess that’s what happens when you have…