“Sundays Are for the Girls: Chicago Edition – Where Brunch is a Contact Sport”
**š GIST TAKES OVER WHISKEY GIRL TAVERN FOR THE BIG GAME ā NO BOYS ALLOWED!** š Finally, football is getting…
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“Learn to Mold Clay Like a Pro While Funding Trash PeopleāPottery for a Cause!”
Event Ended: Pottery Workshop Turned Out to be a Bust! Well folks, it looks like the much-hyped “Introduction to Pottery…
Get Drunk And Find Your Future Ex At Chicago’s Liquor-Fueled Loneliness Safari
FREE STUFF: $5 from DoorDash, $30 from Rakuten, and 25% off Blue Apron are up for grabs at ChicagoFreebies.weebly.com, but…
The Stop Motion Plant January Salon: Because Staring at Plants Isn’t Weird Enough Anymore
Mark your calendars for Sunday, January 25, 2026, at 7:00 PM! The Stop Motion Plant is hosting a “Salon” at…
85% Sold Out Ken-Y Live Concert and Pre-Valentine’s Day Weekend
Get ready for Ken-Y Live in concert at Stereo Nightclub Chicago! CNE, LME, & Stereo Nightclub Present Ken-Y, singing all…
Homicide Rate Plummets So Sharply Even Crime Stats Can’t Keep Up With The Winning
Crime Plummets to Multi-Decade Lows Because Patriots Are Back in Charge! In a stunning development that has left the fake…
OPETH Finally Explains What ‘Paragraph Seven’ Means And It Will Change Your Life Forever (NOT CLICKBAIT)
OPETH is back, and they’ve got a new video for you, you lucky, lucky degenerates. š¤ If you’re looking for…
Music for the Masses: Celebrating the Awkward, Hairy, Synth-Obsessed 80s Scene in Chicago
Saturday, February 7, 2026, prepare your trench coats for the Beat Kitchen at 2100 West Belmont, Chicago, where Orlove by…
Row 24 Throws Biggest Bash of the Year So Far
CHICAGOā¦ YEAH, WE OUTSIDE. š This isnāt a random party ā itās the city-wide link up taking over Row 24…
ROOF on the Wit Charges $40 for the “Privilege” of Standing in a Basement
āØ MLK Weekend Day Party at ROOF on theWit āØ Yo, Chicago! š January 18, 2025, from 3:00 PM sharp…