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REGGAE SUNDAY: Where The Only Thing More Wasted Than The Rum Is The DJ’s Playlist

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

REGGAE SUNDAY The #1 Caribbean Party In The City LIMITED CAPACITY EVENT | 10:00pm-2am REGGAE SUNDAY🌴✨ The #1 Caribbean Party…

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2026 Lunar New Year Market: Where Dragons Roar and Wallets Weep

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 21, 2026

Ready to embrace your inner horse? Trot on over to the Lunar New Year Market! 🐎✨ Mark your calendars for…

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River North’s St. Paddy’s Crawl: A Green-Tinted Odyssey of Regret and Regret-tinged Regrets

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 19, 2026

St. Paddy’s Afternoon Bar Crawl – River North 🍀 Attention all green-loving, Guinness-guzzling, party animals! Get ready for the ultimate…

POOPY Announces ‘Constantly Nowhere’ Summer 2026 North American Tour With LANDMVRKS And THOUSAND BELOW
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POOPY Announces ‘Constantly Nowhere’ Summer 2026 North American Tour With LANDMVRKS And THOUSAND BELOW

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Oh look, Poppy’s doing a tour called “Constantly Nowhere,” which is basically just her life story but with better lighting…

SLASH Says GUNS N’ ROSES ‘Has Never Been A Big Choreographed Thing’ Because Apparently Chaos Is Their Secret Rehearsal Plan
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SLASH Says GUNS N’ ROSES ‘Has Never Been A Big Choreographed Thing’ Because Apparently Chaos Is Their Secret Rehearsal Plan

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 15, 2026February 15, 2026

Well, look who decided to grace us with their presence again — it’s Slash, the human embodiment of “I woke…

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ROOF on theWit| Sunday Funday: Love Hurts, But This Party Doesn’t

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

🎉 Valentine’s Day Weekend Sunday Funday at ROOF on theWit 🎉 Because nothing says “I love you” like paying $20…

How Unsolved Killings Expose Israel’s Crime-Solving Skills: Or Lack Thereof
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

How Unsolved Killings Expose Israel’s Crime-Solving Skills: Or Lack Thereof

Big ElephantFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Shocking “News” From CNN: Palestinians in Israel Being “Killed” at “Record Rates” — Must Be Trump’s Fault! In a shocking…

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Forever Mine Music Festival: Where Your Ears Commit to a Lifetime Sentence of Earworms

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 12, 2026

Forever Mine Festival is coming to Chicago to make you fall in love with R&B and house music—or at least…

Violent Crime in Major US Cities Plummets, Apparently Everyone’s Just Too Busy Arguing Online
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Violent Crime in Major US Cities Plummets, Apparently Everyone’s Just Too Busy Arguing Online

Big ElephantFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Crime Plummeting in 2025? Thank Trump’s Tough Policies, Not Leftist ‘Violence Interrupters’! Big-city crime rates are suddenly plummeting, according to…

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CUPID’S CRAWL: Where Hearts and Bar Tabs Get Broken Simultaneously

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 11, 2026

Cupid’s Crawl: Because Nothing Says Love Like Drunk Bar Hopping 💘 Chicago, love is in the air and Cupid is…

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