Greta Van Fleet still a thing somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Greta Van Fleet is playing a super intimate show at Chicago’s…
Tag: Chicago
AVENGED SEVENFOLD drops new EP because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre metal in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some unexpected news? 😱 AVENGED SEVENFOLD just surprise dropped a new EP called…
Rush To Play Same 12 Songs For 12 Months In Vegas Because You Clearly Needed That
Oh great, because what the world really needed was another reason for boomers to flock to Las Vegas: RUSH is…
America’s Free Summer BBQ Fog Rolls On
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the whole Eastern Seaboard is dealing with…
Queens Of The Stone Age bless us with another song to pretend to like
Queens of the Stone Age, the band that’s been rocking our worlds since the late 90s, just released a new…
RUSH somehow still functioning despite Geddy Lee’s old man illnesses
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 RUSH is back on the road, and I’m not sure if…
Danny Elfman saves rock music with upcoming tour apparently nobody asked for
Oh boy, oh boy! Get ready for the most epic tour of 2026, folks! 🤩 Danny Elfman, the mastermind behind…
Firework Adds Excitement to Otherwise Mundane Chicago Landing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Delta Air Lines flight that was apparently struck by fireworks as…
What’s Melting Now Besides My Brain
I’m sipping on my morning coffee, reading the news, and I have to say, it’s going to be a wild…
CNN says Biden just threw shade at Trump again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former President Joe Biden is at it again, rallying Maryland Democrats…