GOP Furious At Suggestion Their Reputation Might Scare Off Interns
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic Sen. Elissa Slotkin is in hot water after suggesting that…
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Shatner Conquers Riot Fest With Eardrum Shattering Awfulness
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…
Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity
At first glance, Paranormal Activity seems like the perfect candidate for a stage play. The cast is small, the setting…
Amazon Inspires Dude’s Plan To Feed Hungry People Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Dion Dawson’s story is a real eye-opener. This guy grew up…
Hindu Temple Plot Foiled Because Teens Are Bad At Secrecy Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a potential mass shooting that was thwarted in a Chicago suburb, and…
Fraternity House Apparently Not Just for Beer Pong Anymore
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a disturbing incident at the University of Chicago, where a 21-year-old woman…
Fed Officials Casually Mention Impending Doom Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Four years ago, then-Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell warned Americans that…
Chicago Woman Accused Of Extremely Poor Life Choices Allegedly
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a truly horrific story out of Chicago, where a 7-year-old girl, Edi…
Oh joy another farewell tour precursor album from Peter Gabriel
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry’s most beloved retirees are back with yet another iteration of…
Billionaire Bets Big on Sunshine State Brainiacs with $3 Billion Gift
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Billionaire hedge fund manager Ken Griffin is doubling down on Miami,…