ROOF on theWit| Sunday Funday: Love Hurts, But This Party Doesn’t
🎉 Valentine’s Day Weekend Sunday Funday at ROOF on theWit 🎉 Because nothing says “I love you” like paying $20…
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How Unsolved Killings Expose Israel’s Crime-Solving Skills: Or Lack Thereof
Shocking “News” From CNN: Palestinians in Israel Being “Killed” at “Record Rates” — Must Be Trump’s Fault! In a shocking…
Forever Mine Music Festival: Where Your Ears Commit to a Lifetime Sentence of Earworms
Forever Mine Festival is coming to Chicago to make you fall in love with R&B and house music—or at least…
Violent Crime in Major US Cities Plummets, Apparently Everyone’s Just Too Busy Arguing Online
Crime Plummeting in 2025? Thank Trump’s Tough Policies, Not Leftist ‘Violence Interrupters’! Big-city crime rates are suddenly plummeting, according to…
CUPID’S CRAWL: Where Hearts and Bar Tabs Get Broken Simultaneously
Cupid’s Crawl: Because Nothing Says Love Like Drunk Bar Hopping 💘 Chicago, love is in the air and Cupid is…
“Sundays Are for the Girls: Chicago Edition – Where Brunch is a Contact Sport”
**🏈 GIST TAKES OVER WHISKEY GIRL TAVERN FOR THE BIG GAME — NO BOYS ALLOWED!** 🎉 Finally, football is getting…
“Learn to Mold Clay Like a Pro While Funding Trash People—Pottery for a Cause!”
Event Ended: Pottery Workshop Turned Out to be a Bust! Well folks, it looks like the much-hyped “Introduction to Pottery…
Get Drunk And Find Your Future Ex At Chicago’s Liquor-Fueled Loneliness Safari
FREE STUFF: $5 from DoorDash, $30 from Rakuten, and 25% off Blue Apron are up for grabs at ChicagoFreebies.weebly.com, but…
The Stop Motion Plant January Salon: Because Staring at Plants Isn’t Weird Enough Anymore
Mark your calendars for Sunday, January 25, 2026, at 7:00 PM! The Stop Motion Plant is hosting a “Salon” at…
85% Sold Out Ken-Y Live Concert and Pre-Valentine’s Day Weekend
Get ready for Ken-Y Live in concert at Stereo Nightclub Chicago! CNE, LME, & Stereo Nightclub Present Ken-Y, singing all…