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“Sundays Are for the Girls: Chicago Edition – Where Brunch is a Contact Sport”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

**🏈 GIST TAKES OVER WHISKEY GIRL TAVERN FOR THE BIG GAME — NO BOYS ALLOWED!** 🎉 Finally, football is getting…

“Learn to Mold Clay Like a Pro While Funding Trash People—Pottery for a Cause!”
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“Learn to Mold Clay Like a Pro While Funding Trash People—Pottery for a Cause!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 2, 2026

Event Ended: Pottery Workshop Turned Out to be a Bust! Well folks, it looks like the much-hyped “Introduction to Pottery…

Get Drunk And Find Your Future Ex At Chicago’s Liquor-Fueled Loneliness Safari
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Get Drunk And Find Your Future Ex At Chicago’s Liquor-Fueled Loneliness Safari

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

FREE STUFF: $5 from DoorDash, $30 from Rakuten, and 25% off Blue Apron are up for grabs at ChicagoFreebies.weebly.com, but…

The Stop Motion Plant January Salon: Because Staring at Plants Isn’t Weird Enough Anymore
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The Stop Motion Plant January Salon: Because Staring at Plants Isn’t Weird Enough Anymore

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Mark your calendars for Sunday, January 25, 2026, at 7:00 PM! The Stop Motion Plant is hosting a “Salon” at…

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85% Sold Out Ken-Y Live Concert and Pre-Valentine’s Day Weekend

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Get ready for Ken-Y Live in concert at Stereo Nightclub Chicago! CNE, LME, & Stereo Nightclub Present Ken-Y, singing all…

Homicide Rate Plummets So Sharply Even Crime Stats Can’t Keep Up With The Winning
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Homicide Rate Plummets So Sharply Even Crime Stats Can’t Keep Up With The Winning

Big ElephantJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

Crime Plummets to Multi-Decade Lows Because Patriots Are Back in Charge! In a stunning development that has left the fake…

OPETH Finally Explains What ‘Paragraph Seven’ Means And It Will Change Your Life Forever (NOT CLICKBAIT)
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OPETH Finally Explains What ‘Paragraph Seven’ Means And It Will Change Your Life Forever (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

OPETH is back, and they’ve got a new video for you, you lucky, lucky degenerates. 🤘 If you’re looking for…

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Music for the Masses: Celebrating the Awkward, Hairy, Synth-Obsessed 80s Scene in Chicago

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 21, 2026

Saturday, February 7, 2026, prepare your trench coats for the Beat Kitchen at 2100 West Belmont, Chicago, where Orlove by…

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Row 24 Throws Biggest Bash of the Year So Far

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

CHICAGO… YEAH, WE OUTSIDE. 😂 This isn’t a random party — it’s the city-wide link up taking over Row 24…

ROOF on the Wit Charges $40 for the “Privilege” of Standing in a Basement
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ROOF on the Wit Charges $40 for the “Privilege” of Standing in a Basement

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

✨ MLK Weekend Day Party at ROOF on theWit ✨ Yo, Chicago! 📅 January 18, 2025, from 3:00 PM sharp…

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