9/11 Hero Dies Again After Being Mathematically Overlooked
I’m sipping my coffee, watching the news, and I come across this story about Arnold Roma and his son Keith.…
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Trump Showered Aides with Cash Gifts Because That’s Normal
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Donald Trump giving out cash gifts to his White House aides,…
Because The Wizarding World Needed More Cash Grabbing Television Spinoffs
There are no new Harry Potter books or movies on the horizon, but that’s not stopping Warner Bros. from finding…
Gaming’s Biggest Cash Grabs Unveiled at gamescom 2026
The gamescom 2026 recap: where executives’ dreams come to life, and so do our wallets. Amidst the chaos of Germany’s…
Primal Fear still exists somehow
OMG, you guys, power metal veterans PRIMAL FEAR are back with a new album, “Shadowriders”, and I’m literally shaking with…
Fall Arrives Early Because Starbucks Says So
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about how Starbucks is already rolling out their Pumpkin Spice Latte, and I…
Dave Mustaine singlehandedly saved metal guitarists from eternal shame
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgic metal goodness? 🤘 Because Dave Mustaine just spilled his guts about…
Kennedy Center pays big for Trumping up the lineup
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Washington, DC, judge has ordered the Kennedy Center to pay…
Because You Clearly Need More Debt
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which has now reached an estimated $1 billion after…
VOIVOD Documentary Finally Happening Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better To Ask For
Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… 🙄 VOIVOD’s drummer and…