Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do
In a move that will surely delight everyone who has ever complained about not having enough content to binge, Netflix…
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More Reboots and Sequels Coming to Drain Your Wallet on Disney+ and Hulu
Disney+ and Hulu are doubling down on their questionable life choices, announcing a slew of new titles coming to their…
Trump Finds Creative Ways To Spin Gas Prices Into Gold
Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is trying to spin high gas…
Delta Loves Your Wallet This Holiday Season
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Delta Air Lines just reported a huge jump in fuel costs,…
Johnny Depp is Still Getting Paid to Act in Some Movie About a Guy Named Ebenezer or Whatever Who Cares
**Get ready for the most epic Christmas movie ever, folks! 🎅🏼🎄**. This November, the one and only Johnny Depp is…
Another Gift from Hollywood, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Santa
Ahnold is back, and this time he’s swapping his Terminator shades for a red suit and a beard, because in…
Johnny Depp Reboots Career in Latest Unnecessary Sequel Day Drinker
Johnny Depp is back, because of course he is. The man has more lives than a cat has lives, and…
Oh joy, U2’s back, because we all needed another encore
U2, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, has announced their first album of new material in nine years, Carnaval…
9/11 Hero Dies Again After Being Mathematically Overlooked
I’m sipping my coffee, watching the news, and I come across this story about Arnold Roma and his son Keith.…
Trump Showered Aides with Cash Gifts Because That’s Normal
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Donald Trump giving out cash gifts to his White House aides,…