Michael J. Fox HATED the DeLorean: A Car So Bad, Even Time Couldn’t Fix It
**OMG! ðą Michael J. Fox HATED the DeLorean in ‘Back to the Future’?!?!? Like, how dare he??? ðĄ Is nothing…
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Saipan: Finally, a movie about two lads having a bit of a row
Vertigo Releasing and Wildcard, bless their cotton socks, have unleashed the official poster and a trailer for Saipan. Prepare yourselves…
Witness the Cinematic Chainsaw Symphony: Texas Chainsaw Massacre Docu-Blast on Glorious Blu-Ray
Lightbulb Film Distribution, those purveyors of cinematic… stuff… ðĄ, have bravely announced that a feature-length snooze-fest ðī about, allegedly, one…
Cemetery Cinema: Watching Dracula With Actual Vampires
**Oh, great! ð Another chance to “enjoy the beauty” of Elmwood’s Cemetery! ðĪĄ Sponsored by Baltz & Sons Concrete! ðŠĶ…
Malcolm D. Who? Oh, the Director Guy
OMG! ð Join Malcolm D. Lee, the genius ðĪŠ behind cinematic masterpieces like The Best Man and Girls Trip, for…
QDOC 2025: The Only Pass You’ll Ever Need (to Watch Docs, Probably)
Your 2025 pass grants ONE whole admission to ALL screenings. WOW! ðĪŠ Get your pass at the PASS PICK-UP TOAST…
Tim Burton’s “Ed Wood” on REAL Film? What is this, 1994?
**OMG! ð Secret Movie Club presents: Tim Burton’s ED WOOD ðŽ (1994) on GLORIOUS 35mm ðïļ (maybe, we have a…
Hollywood’s Epic Fail: Come Watch Our Movie & Toss Us Some Cash
**OMG! ð Robert Silver, a 7-time “award-winning” director, is gracing The New Parkway Cinema, 474 24th St, Oakland, CA, on…
Oh, Great, Another Poetry Doc: Prepare for Existential Dread with Andrea Gibson and Megan Falley’s Trailer
Apple Original Films, bless their cotton socks, has dropped a trailer and poster for “Come See Me in the Good…
Silent Night, More Like Hilarious Fright: New Trailer for That Remake We Didn’t Ask For
Oh, great, another “twisted reimagining”! ð Because what the world REALLY needs is yet another unnecessary remake, this time of…