QDOC 2025: The Only Pass You’ll Ever Need (to Watch Docs, Probably)
Your 2025 pass grants ONE whole admission to ALL screenings. WOW! ðĪŠ Get your pass at the PASS PICK-UP TOAST…
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Tim Burton’s “Ed Wood” on REAL Film? What is this, 1994?
**OMG! ð Secret Movie Club presents: Tim Burton’s ED WOOD ðŽ (1994) on GLORIOUS 35mm ðïļ (maybe, we have a…
Hollywood’s Epic Fail: Come Watch Our Movie & Toss Us Some Cash
**OMG! ð Robert Silver, a 7-time “award-winning” director, is gracing The New Parkway Cinema, 474 24th St, Oakland, CA, on…
Oh, Great, Another Poetry Doc: Prepare for Existential Dread with Andrea Gibson and Megan Falley’s Trailer
Apple Original Films, bless their cotton socks, has dropped a trailer and poster for “Come See Me in the Good…
Silent Night, More Like Hilarious Fright: New Trailer for That Remake We Didn’t Ask For
Oh, great, another “twisted reimagining”! ð Because what the world REALLY needs is yet another unnecessary remake, this time of…
“A Desert” â Yawn, Another Neo-Noir Horror Trailer to Skip
Oh, look, another movie about someone having a mid-life crisis! ð This time, it’s a photographer who’s clearly lost his…
Manor of Darkness: Prepare to Rewatch Your Life (and Die a Lot)
Oh, look, another “horror” movie hitting the digital shelves! ð Ridder Films, bless their cotton socks, have joined forces with…
“The Predator 5-Movie Collection Arrives on 4K UHD and Blu-ray November 10th (Because You Totally Asked For It)”
Behold, the PREDATOR 5-MOVIE COLLECTION! ðĪĢ Yes, FIVE whole movies dedicated to the alien that just REALLY likes hunting humans.…
“Primate” Trailer: Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway
Oh, boy! ð Another group of clueless vacationers stumble into a horror movie plot. ðŽ This time, it’s PRIMATE, directed…
All You Need Is Kill: Prepare to Have Your Mind Numbed by Another Anime Adaptation of That Novel That Inspired Edge of Tomorrow
So, Hiroshi Sakurazaka, bless his weeaboo heart, wrote this thing called All You Need Is Kill. And because Hollywood is…