Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed
Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), is STILL trying to make a ‘Gears of War’ movie happen. 🙄…
Tag: Cinema
Christopher Nolan’s *The Odyssey*: Prepare for 3 Hours of Glorious Black Bars and Seasickness in IMAX
So, Chris Nolan, fresh off his *Oppenheimer* victory lap (because, let’s be real, that movie was *totally* unbiased and not…
Scarlett Johansson and Miles Teller: Single-Handedly Rescuing Cinema (Probably Not) in ‘Paper Tiger’
OMG, Hollywood’s recycling again! 🙄 Apparently, Anne Hathaway and Jeremy Strong were too busy method-acting their grocery lists to slum…
“I’m Enough,” Says Guy Who Clearly Needs Attention: A Musical Short Film (Pray for Us)
“I’m Enough” 🙄? More like “I’m Bored”! Jameson Glover’s cinematic masterpiece (or maybe not) graces Greenbelt Cinema on May 18th,…
Keanu and Sandy Back Together Again? 😴 Guess Hollywood’s Officially Run Out of Ideas 🙄
OMG! 😱 Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock are back together?! Is this real life? Or is this just fantasy? Caught…
How to Adult: A Hilariously Inaccurate Guide to Pretending You Know What You’re Doing (Spoiler Alert: You Don’t) 😂🤷♀️🔥
Oh, HONEY, A24 just dropped a trailer for Ari Aster’s “Eddington,” and it’s like, SO deep and meaningful. I mean,…
Is Pedro Pascal Cloning Himself?! 😱 Three Movies This Summer—Prepare for Mandalorian Overload! 🤣🚀
Apparently, Pedro Pascal is everywhere. Like that weird rash you got after that questionable taco truck. He’s on your screens,…
BREAKING: After Ridley Scott Writes Eight Pages of «Gladiator 3» Script, Fans Respond With 100-Page Petition Begging Him to Stop
In a move that shocked absolutely no one but still left society emotionally unprepared, Ridley Scott has reportedly penned eight…
Joker: Folie à Deux Flops: Should’ve Been Blackface, Not Green — Hollywood’s Greatest Missed Opportunity
In what could be the greatest cinematic blunder of our time, Joker: Madness for Two flopped at the box office,…