Justin Long Discovers a Secret So Horrific, It’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices (and Maybe His)
Oh, look, another gritty cop drama where the hero has to team up with the very people he’s sworn to…
Tag: Cinema
Redcoat: From Page to Screen—Because the Book Wasn’t Boring Enough
Oh, for the love of all that is holy, Atlas Entertainment and Ghost Machine 👻 are turning *Redcoat* into a…
Behold! The Leaked First Glimpses of the Zelda Movie That Will Surely Not Disappoint
🚨BREAKING🚨: Filming on what we can only HOPE is not a complete train wreck, Nintendo’s The Legend of Zelda, is…
‘Moana’ Remake Teaser: Because the Original Wasn’t Good Enough, Apparently
OMG! 🙄 Can you believe it’s only been, like, NINE years since Moana brainwashed our kids? 🤯 Apparently, that’s enough…
Wolverine Game Finally Shows Its Claws, But Will They Retract From Disappointment
Oh, great, another superhero game! 🙄 As if we don’t have enough of those already. Insomniac Games, those guys who…
Margot Robbie & Jacob Elordi Ruining Wuthering Heights: The Trailer
From the depths of Hollywood’s recycling bin 🗑️, Warner Bros. Pictures, and self-proclaimed auteur Emerald Fennell (yes, *that* Emerald Fennell…
Wake Up, Buttercup: Another Knives Out Trailer to Judge Harshly
Daniel Craig is BACK (again) as Benoit Blanc in Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery, because apparently, Rian…
“El Tonto Por Cristo”: Prepare for Peak Cinema at College Station
**OMG! 🙄*El Tonto Por Cristo*, a cinematic masterpiece (or not?) inspired by the Holy Fool tradition, is touring North America!**…
Lars Ulrich Claims He Breaks a Sweat (Barely) During Metallica Gigs
Well, butter my biscuits and call me a Lars apologist! 🧈 Apparently, the California Film Institute, bless their cotton socks,…
Sony Dumps Millions Into Making a ‘Labubu’ Movie, Proving Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas
Oh, great. 🙄 Just when you thought Hollywood couldn’t sink any lower, they’re making a movie about Labubu. Yes, those…