Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Lightbulb Film Distribution, those purveyors of cinematic… stuff… ðĄ, have bravely announced that a feature-length snooze-fest ðī about, allegedly, one…
**Oh, great! ð Another chance to “enjoy the beauty” of Elmwood’s Cemetery! ðĪĄ Sponsored by Baltz & Sons Concrete! ðŠĶ…
OMG! ð Join Malcolm D. Lee, the genius ðĪŠ behind cinematic masterpieces like The Best Man and Girls Trip, for…
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**OMG! ð Secret Movie Club presents: Tim Burton’s ED WOOD ðŽ (1994) on GLORIOUS 35mm ðïļ (maybe, we have a…
**OMG! ð Robert Silver, a 7-time “award-winning” director, is gracing The New Parkway Cinema, 474 24th St, Oakland, CA, on…
Apple Original Films, bless their cotton socks, has dropped a trailer and poster for “Come See Me in the Good…
Oh, great, another “twisted reimagining”! ð Because what the world REALLY needs is yet another unnecessary remake, this time of…
Oh, look, another movie about someone having a mid-life crisis! ð This time, it’s a photographer who’s clearly lost his…
Oh, look, another “horror” movie hitting the digital shelves! ð Ridder Films, bless their cotton socks, have joined forces with…
